Exclusive Dave Chapelle attacked at Hollywood Bowl!

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  1. EL PRESIDENTE

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    Damn, dude had a gun and a knife on him.
     
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    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    I swore they had metal detectors at the bowl
     
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    Don't fuck around with an avant garde comedian who has security on his payroll. The stupid shit deserved to get his ass beat up.
     
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    I'm no doctor but I don't think your elbow is supposed to bend that way.
     
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    My first thought was, ‘Man, I thought Will Smith was out of the country.’
     
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    When I saw him at Moda a couple weeks ago the security check was pretty much the same as a Blazers game, besides your cell phone. You have to put it in a Yondr pouch. Bet they rethink all that moving forward.
     
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    This is why you shouldn't walk onto stage at the Oscars and assault someone.
     
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    It's not. I can tell you from experience. When I was a kid, I fell climbing over a fence and my elbow hit a rock on the ground. When I got up, My elbow was backwards...on the top of my arm instead of on the bottom.

    I ran inside where my mom was talking to her friend. I remember her friend saying it was just a bad sprain, but my mom freaked out...like screamed when we saw it.

    The doctors thought they were going to have to do surgery, but apparently once they put me to sleep, they were able to shake my elbow back into place. Had to wear a cast that went pretty much all the way up to my shoulder for months.
     
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    Actually, it was a knife shaped like a gun.
     
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    What beef did the guy have with Dave?
     
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    That is just about the dumbest weapon I have ever heard of. A really good way to get shot is to pull out a knife that looks like a gun, but offers none of the distance protection of a gun.
     
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    Probably saw where Will Smith got to go after attacking Chris Rock on stage and decided he wanted to go there too.

    Eh, he probably just wanted to be the next Will Smith.
     
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    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    He saw the slap and was like, "I got to GET me one of these!"
     
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    "Welcome to Earth!"
     
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