I once sneezed while taking a shower and threw out my back/shoulders. couldn't even raise either of my arms up to turn off the shower. Getting old is fun.
Yep. Actually It's a Military thing. Going commando is about not only the cheap issue briefs but the month long exercises in the field. "Bitch Bath" is all you get.
This was embarrassing. In my young days, admittedly a long time ago, in warm weather I often didn't bother with pajamas. I was living in an apartment building and was awakened when the morning newspaper was tossed against my door. Heard delivery person go out back door. It was really early and no one was up so I figured I would just reach outside, grab the paper and read it in bed. I reached outside ... and a door opened ... I was looking down so just saw shoes and they were definitely men's shoes. I did NOT look up, just bolted back inside and slammed door. I never did learn which of my neighbors caught me in the altogether.
What are pajamas? I ain't got time nor energy except for undressing at night and dressing in the morning, so those shoes could not have been mine because I would have been au naturale.
After pulling it out while ripping your pants/underwear Before farting in a hot tub right after the bubbles turn off
Our backs. Holdover of our evolution. When primates moved from quadrupedal to bipedal our spines didn't change. In fact much of our bodies are jerry rigged from parts with different original functions. And so our backs ache and our teeth get impacted. Men's privates are vulnerable to injury. And we choke on food.
