Found Me A Sweet Little New Beer

You are annoying. Strangely tempting, yet annoying just the same.

 

My wife just called me. She's with our great niece, Rowan, at a cat foster home. Rowan calls me and asks, "Uncle Tim, if I pay for the food, would you adopt a cat for me? Please?"

In essence, this would mean caring for said cat, cleaning out the litter box, maintaining peace between said cat and our two dogs, and generally taking responsibility for said cat.

I responded, "Ask your mother." Heh, I already knew what that answer would be. Ain't happenin'.

 

Just two bros drinking delicious beers at a great establishment.

I mean, I gave you kudos for your beer choice. Very delicious.

 

I'll let you adopt me as long as I get to sleep in the same bed as you and your wife.

 

I'd doubt the cropolocity even serves that beer.

 

*Acropolis syndrome

 

You'd be surprised. The last time I went there like 5ish years ago they had around 50 beers on tap.

 

Are you saying i'd get a nice steak, choice of 50 beers and a show, count me in.

 

Days like today give me a Pacifico with a lime in a chilled mug and I’m happy as a clam

 

Steak bites, sir. They cut off the end tips and serve it up to all those peeping Tom‘s and they eat that shit up like it’s a fine cut

 

Not bad. Not bad at all.

I remember when I met you. I'll be honest, you looked like security for POTUS. Am I off base?

 

Zags could bend you in a pretzel and have you call him daddy while he spanked you nowadays.

 

Gosh that was so long ago I vaguely remember. It was like me you and Schilly and Gambitnut and that one red headed guy. We met at white eagle?

I had to have been like 20-ish?

 

Most recent pic taken with my familia. The gal in the pink is holding me up or I’d fall over drunk

 

You and your Pacificos.

 

Oh and there was a lady there who used to work for the Blazers and you were all over her like white on rice trying to get the scoop