On further reflection, I'm not sure that wearing a jersey that says, "walk all over us," is a good idea.
It's a shame it's such a hideous color. But I guess that's the point - that's what makes it... Portlandish. Here's a way you could incorporate it in a way that was bearable - make it the trim, like the argyle on Tarheels unis:
That jersey is horrible!!!!! But these kicks I just designed and are on their way to me are the bomb!!! Sent from my Baller-Ass 5.5" iPhone 6+......... FAMS
Honestly, I'm having a hard time deciding if I like this or not. On the one hand, it's kind of corny, and a little too hipster for my liking. On the other hand, it's kind of cool to see the Blazers uniforms in different forms/colors (as long as it's not piss and purple). It would be kind of interesting to see the Timbers, Winterhawks and Blazers all do alternate uniforms (for fun, not for actual game play) with each others main colors. Granted, the Winterhawks and Blazers both use Red (scarlet), Black and White, and the Timbers have Red already as an alternative...So I guess never mind.
Dude, this is a genius idea. Who is any good at photoshop so they can photoshop this and tag Lillard in it with a tweet or on FB?
Gonna look so realistic when somebody spills ketchup/mustard/nacho cheese on their s***. “Oh my goodness honey, look at that… That man has part of the actual PDX carpet on his Jersey”