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  1. PtldPlatypus

    PtldPlatypus Let's go Baby Blazers! Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    The season is basically done
    (Really, just ask anyone)
    So while the team stealth tanks
    You'd have my thanks
    If you filled this thread with some fun.

    So come in and compose some rhymes
    Simple ones, just five lines
    What you feel, what you think
    How this Blazer team stinks
    And maybe some decent punchlines.
     
    PtldPlatypus, Mar 17, 2023
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    SharpeScooterShooter SharpeShooter

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    Stink? As in a full on reek?
    Mighty Mouse would say thats for the weak
    So.. were all about a stealth cheat?
    We think it will create a winning peak?
    Well… im on the same page… i think.
     
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  3. PtldPlatypus

    PtldPlatypus Let's go Baby Blazers! Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Maybe it's not so much "tanking"
    As the FO and coaching staff yanking
    The vets off the floor
    In order to ensure
    The youngsters will endure a spanking.
     
    PtldPlatypus, Mar 17, 2023
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    e_blazer Rip City Fan

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    Playoffs missed two years in a row
    To the greatest Blazer, a stinging blow
    The fans want some blood,
    Be it coach or GM dud,
    How crappy the rest of the team is, I want to know.
     
    e_blazer, Mar 17, 2023
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    Simons can't play D
    Coach saying big whoopie
    Payton had to flee
    Hart is now happy
    Nurk moves like a tree
    We got Thybulle for free
    Grant will get his money
    Lillard on a scoring spree
    Eubanks shot a 3 ??
     
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    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

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    Limerick

    This team is so trash and we know it
    If we have a big lead we will blow it
    Chauncey can’t coach
    No offensive or defensive approach
    If you don’t like my poem just stow it
     
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    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    Missing the playoffs? Oh my gosh!
    At least we got a pick for Josh
    Can't defend or even shoot
    It's getting kind of hard to root
    But hey, at least we got a new sasquatch
     
    theprunetang, Mar 17, 2023
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    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

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    Haiku

    Sometimes I enjoy this forum
    A lot of people make it fun
    Chauncey can’t coach worth shit
     
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    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    A ball bounces off the rim
    Season is over
    As a fly lands on feces
     
    theprunetang, Mar 17, 2023
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    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

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    Acrostic

    Will we win or tank
    End of season is coming soon

    So many off season moves needed
    Usually my favorite time of year
    Can Dame win here?
    KD would have been a better pick
     
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    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

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    Brilliant
     
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    HomerLovesKoolAid I have a well-known member.

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    Have your cars, money, and Grammys
    And girls with beautiful fannies
    Because time has wings
    I'd trade all these things
    For one more Guinness with Lanny
     
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  13. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    The Blazers playoff chances are zero
    The same letter as our hero
    We effuse the odor of rotten carp
    Every night, so just play (Sharpe)
    Don't overpay Grant, take away the biro

    The Blazers are in a conundrum
    Draft or trade to escape the humdrum
    Let's trade the tank for a blitzkrieg
    Or we can always just win summer league
    This mediocrity I'd like to run from
     
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    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    The Blazers are frustrating to watch
    Their opponents always look top notch
    They are called Trail Blazers for a reason
    Always behind all season
    Any lead they'll surely botch
     
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    PtldPlatypus Let's go Baby Blazers! Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    This season is making me sick
    Clearly, to survive it, the trick
    Is to lean into the suck
    And hope for good luck
    To land us the number one pick

    My verses are rather lame.
    To win in this poetry game,
    One must be brilliant and clever,
    Cause I know that I never
    Could find good rhymes for Wemby's name.
     
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    I'd love the Blazers to get Wembanyama
    But, he has the knees of a llama
    Virtually none, they'll crumble
    Another Blazers draft bumble
    Still trying to get over the Oden trauma
     
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    GrandpaBlaze Predictions Game Master

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    This year has been a Glyde
    We saw Dame past him slide
    Bodies come and bodies go
    In the rankings we are low
    In mediocrity we fans abide
     
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    GrandpaBlaze Predictions Game Master

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    Nice getting the rhymes there with Wemby. :)
     
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    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    No Blazers playoff drama
    A sentence with no period, nor commas
    All we have is the draft
    Need a life raft
    The first pick on Wembanyama
     
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    GrandpaBlaze Predictions Game Master

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    Some would have us trade Dame
    Have him elsewhere take his fame
    A haul of picks
    Hoping for draft day tricks
    We don't get Wemby, what a shame
     
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