I’m not gay, but I did hook up with my hot cousin twice during my junior summer in HS. #Don’tJudgeMeFams
Thank you for understanding. All my friends wanted to hook up with her, she lived in LA….I just beat them to the punch.
Look, I saw her like once a year, she lived in LA and would come up and visit everybody. Just so happened that summer of ‘89 she showed up looking like( insert hot 80’s blonde’s name here). All my boys were all wanting to hook up, and she would stay super close to me at parties and BBQs scared of everybody, HA! One thing led to another…..TWICE!! Never spoke about it again. #SHHHHHH
Well, she could still not be related. As in, your aunt isn't your biological aunt, and your cousins dad wasn't your biological uncle.