Zombie OT: Zion

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  1. Cugel

    Cugel The epitome of mediocrity

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    Zion is probably done. He seems like a great guy but he simply cannot stay on the court. Never seen power like that before
     
  2. Ed O

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    What a fucking loser.

    New Orleans giving him a max extension was stupid.
     
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    AldoTrapani Well-Known Member

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    Why on earth did they give this guy a max extension?
     
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    PCmor7 Generational Poster

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    That could be his pro wrestling name! Max Extension!
     
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    tlongII Legendary Poster

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    Great porn name too!
     
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  6. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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  7. handiman

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    He could be the villain in the next Deadpool movie, being the arch-nemesis of maximum effort. And the exact opposite of fast-healing, for that matter.
     
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    Cugel The epitome of mediocrity

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    He seems like the nicest "kid" (i am 51) in interviews. Incredibly talented. I heard it said there has never been a guy with that body in the nba. Nfl sure but not nba.
     
  9. Ed O

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    Makes multiple third-person references.

    Is physically fine but chooses not to play.

    That's a loser in my book. That he's a #1 overall pick and signed a max extension adds the "fucking" to "loser" in my mind.
     
  10. theprunetang

    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    Maybe he should try to "thug it out".
     
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    Fairly-Hard Former Member Gone New!

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    Fairly hard max extension?
     
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    Talk about someone who desperately needs a change of scenery.
    Zion is like the ultimate high-risk high-reward player. Can he be traded on draft night while he is still in the 13 million range?
     
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  16. theprunetang

    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    Technically, fucking is great cardiovascular exercise, so... um.... good on him of true.....
     
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
     
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    Can we get side by side pics of these fine ladies?
     
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