Funny Wembanyama vs Britney Spears

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    I already posted this dog!
     
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    The incident went down at Catch restaurant in the ARIA Hotel around 8:30 PM. Britney, along with her husband, Sam Asghari, and 2 others went to the restaurant for dinner. She was swarmed by fans as she entered the casino.


    Britney and co. walked over to Catch, and as they were entering the restaurant, Britney spotted Victor. We're told she's a fan and went over to him to ask if they could take a photo together. She tapped him on his back, right shoulder and, we're told the Director of Team Security for the San Antonio Spurs -- the team that drafted Victor last month -- instantly backhanded her, causing her to fall to the ground ... knocking her glasses off.

    Britney composed herself and went to her table. We're told the security guy came over to the table and apologized. He said, "You understand how it is when you're being swarmed by fans." He apologized and Britney accepted it. BTW, we're told he also said when he slapped her he didn't know who she was.

    Britney's security team spent time with Victor's security guy, and afterward her team filed a police report with the Metropolitan Police Dept. alleging battery.

    https://www.tmz.com/2023/07/06/brit...tor-wembanyama-spurs-security/?adid=social-tw
     
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    Once upon a time, it was hard to find a man 13-55 who didn't know what Britney Spears looked like...
     
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    Is it too late to sign Britney to our summer league team?
     
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    UPDATE
    9:10 AM PT -- We're told Vegas police brass will be meeting face-to-face with Britney Spears this morning to discuss the incident.

    Our law enforcement sources tell us the cops who responded to Aria reviewed security camera footage showing Smith push Britney's hand away ... and then her hand, not Smith's, struck her face.

    8:23 AM PT -- Law enforcement sources tell TMZ, the man listed on the police report as the one who slapped Britney Spears is Damian Smith, the Director of Team Security for the Spurs. Our sources say it is not being handled as a criminal matter, because cops determined Smith was not trying to hurt Britney but rather defend Victor Wembanyama.

    https://www.tmz.com/2023/07/06/britney-spears-slapped-in-face-victor-wembanyama-spurs-security/
     
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    First, you make me listen to your podcast and now you want me to read your posts?!?
     
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    The most important question right now is whether Aaron Goodwin reps Britney or the Spurs security guy?
     
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    rent-a-cops love hitting women as much as real ones do
     
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    Victor already fitting in with the Jailblazers. Come to papa!
     
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    With Shae and Scoot - where will she get her shots? We know she is good at getting to the line, but other than that, what's the motivation?
     
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    Wemby stopper. She'll be our Ruben Patterson.
     
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    I've heard that she is Toxic. Not sure.
     
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    We can trade her to Miami later.
     
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    I think, what we all want to know is whether or not Britney shouted, "Hit me baby one more time" after the slap from the security guard.
     
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    Let's do the math.... Brittany 41, Victor 18. Yup She is Aunty Brittany for sure!

    I'm sure if she isn't all dolled up she'd be looking plain Jane stalker fan haha!
     
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    This is going to be a really weird take but: you shouldn't fucking backhand a regular person a first response, either.
     

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