OFFICIAL AROUND THE NBA: JULY 2023

Ah, the wonders of modern medicine! Erectile dysfunction (ED) meds, the little miracles that promise to bring back the vigor and vitality of youth. But dear gentlemen, before you plunge headfirst into the realms of passion with these little blue pills, let us take a moment to explore the perilous risks that may lay ahead.

Now, we all know that ED meds come with a list of side effects longer than the poetic love letters of yesteryear. Headaches, dizziness, and indigestion? Pshaw, mere trifles! But beware, for there lies a hidden danger in the shadows – the treacherous realm of excessive horniness.

Oh yes, my dear friends, too much of a good thing can lead to a world of chaos. Imagine, you pop that pill, and suddenly, you transform into an insatiable beast of desire! The slightest breeze sets your loins aflame, and you find yourself hankering for a romp in the hay at the most inopportune moments.

 

with all due respect...can you just fuck off with these idiotic useless robotic dumbshit posts?

 

Why not just put it on ignore? It’s such an easy thing to do and would have taken less time than writing out this post.

 

I wanted to write that post. Desire+opportunity=satisfaction

 

Both posts made me snicker, which really is all I’m looking for here.

 

Desire + opportunity? Sounds like you’re taking posting ED pills.

 

On my ignore list for weeks now.

 

I prefer Three Musketeers.

 

I can only imagine your response after reading a Dear Abby column! lol

 

Hey, whatever gives you Almond Joy, man.

 

I am only here for the janitorial updates.

 

Just read a poll ranking NBA owners and they had Jody at 13th out of 30....putting the Blazers in the top half of the league....worst owner at 30th...Dolan with the Knicks

 

Why? I thought she's not a good "owner" and should sell the team asap.

I applaud her for showing up at the games. There was an article published last Nov saying that the decision to keep Pete Carroll and trade Russell Wilson was ultimately and actively her call. I wonder if she's as involved with the Dame sitiuation as well.

 

Michael Jordan must have been near the bottom too.

 

He's not a majority owner anymore but the Hornets were ranked really low as well

 

I have no doubt she's involved in every aspect of the FO

 

I never suspected her to be that. I don't think she was passionate about football/basketball before assuming trustee responsibilities. Credit to her for not delegating the big decisions. I do hope the eventual buyer of our team won't move our one and only pro team. That must be a condition of the sale

 

Shae just got a 15 minutes video on the NBA youtube channel (as well as a twitter post from NBA account)

 

watching that video and seeing how many plays were set up by Watford's playmaking and I still can't see any good reason why Watford was waived

 

Well, we got rid of all three guys who were good at throwing lobs to him. Hart, Payton and Watford. I was disappointed that we got rid of Wat but that was before Dame asked out.

I wouldn't be surprised if we brought Watford back once things get figured out with Dame, but I suspect that we need the roster spots right now.