Play One-on-one vs Anfernee

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  1. Haakzilla

    Haakzilla Well-Known Member

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    ...only $349!!

     
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  2. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    They could at least give you to 11 points. 2 baskets? lol
     
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    Strenuus Well-Known Member

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    What a waste of money. To tell your buddies you got fucking smoked by an NBA player in the same amount of time it took to finish with your last girl 12 years ago.
     
  4. illmatic99

    illmatic99 formerly yuyuza1

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    Think you underestimate the amount of stupid money that's out there.

    Jimmy is already sold out and he was charging $699.
     
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    I hope it's for charity
     
  6. PDXFonz

    PDXFonz I’m listening

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    I’d love to watch @barfo play Ant 1 on 1.

    Between the all of us we should be able to make it happen, right?

    But he has to be in costume which means we’re also going to need to buy a captains hat.
     
  7. HailBlazers

    HailBlazers RipCity

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    I think it would be worth it to set up a go fund @BonesJones. Take side bets on if he can score a bucket. One thing he knows how to.
     
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  8. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    The biggest question is who gets the ball first? Because if Simons goes first, it’s gonna be two quick threes and you’re done.
     
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  9. Cugel

    Cugel The epitome of mediocrity

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    Oh come on it’s for fun
     
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  10. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    I played Jeff McGinniss 1 on 1 to 5 waaaaaaaaay back in the day in the Rose Garden. Got beat 5-2. My man kept falling for that Kevin McHale type pump fake in the post!!
     
  11. Strenuus

    Strenuus Well-Known Member

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    He could because your ass kept falling.
     
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  12. riverman

    riverman Writing Team

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    they're talking about basketball though, not 2K
     
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  13. maxiep

    maxiep RIP Dr. Jack

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    I'd happily pay that for my 15 year old son to give it a go. Seems cheap at that price and good fun.
     
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  14. SlyPokerCat

    SlyPokerCat cats rool dogs drool

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    Yep. $349 for an elite basketball player in the world on your kids favorite team to play against you even if only to 2? Then pictures and an autograph? Feels like a small price to pay for a lifelong memory for a kid.
     
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  15. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    Unfortunately you'd also have to fly to.... *gags*...... Florida.
     
  16. SlyPokerCat

    SlyPokerCat cats rool dogs drool

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    Nevermind, then. Fuck Florida.
     
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  17. maxiep

    maxiep RIP Dr. Jack

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    I like Florida, just not this time of the year.
     
  18. AquaXI

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    Better do it now before he is on another team. For $350 yes it's worth it but I'm old and all busted up ha!
     

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