OT I've got bad news for everyone...

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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    I did not win $1 billion in the Mega Million lottery drawing.
     
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    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    It’s for the best. You would have blown it all on Elvis commemorative plates and instagram model bath water.
     
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    FIFY

    Do you really not know Sly better than that after all these years?
     
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    I asked you to do one thing. One thing!

    And you couldn't even buy the right ticket. SMH.

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    PDXFonz I’m listening

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    Does that mean you intended to take the forum on an all expenses paid vacation?

    Sounds like a plan, but I don’t think I’ll win either lol.
     
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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    If I won a billion dollars I would for sure get 4 courtside season tickets and give at least 2 away in the forum every game.
     
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    well, your life has been extended. So many winners end up broke and dead.
     
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    I don’t think they allow cats at sporting events. Other than in Asian countries as a delicacy.
     
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    Which is insane... If you had $5 million moderately invested and didn't touch it the rest of your life you'd be pulling down a minimum of $200k per year...
     
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    I would also add that they all end up dead, eventually.
     
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    That's why I don't drink water. Everybody who does dies. EVERYONE.
     
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    thanks for understanding my joke
     
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    They does not identify as a cat.
     
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