Make your own team headlines

This should be a change of pace, just make up headlines that you would want to see this upcomming season, they could be funny or serious whatever you want.''Fins win 1,000,000,000 straight in a 16 game schedule.''''Marino wins SuperBowl ring as interim Head Coach of the Fins, Saban was on the John as the Fins won thier 6th striaght Superbowl.''''The entire Pats organization struck with Ebola, no survivors.''''Vernon Carey cures cancer.''

 

"Green Bay Packers go 0-16"

 

"Pittsburgh Steelers Win 100th Straight Super Bowl""Donovan McNabb Breaks The Record for Most Interceptions In One Season with 128"

 

"Tom Brady officially comes out of the closet, announcing his homosexuality"

 

"Redskins sign high-flying WR Michael Jordan""Joe Gibbs shoots Bill Parcells""REDSKINS SIGN TY LAW!"

 

"NFL Website Administrator to NFL Player, Derek aka AdropOFvenom from NFLCentral.net gets drafted #1 overall by the Houston Texans in an absolute shocker"

 

"Derek gets knocked unconscious in his first game with the Texans by Jeremiah Trotter, Career already over"

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ThaFranchize @ Apr 21 2006, 10:04 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>"Derek gets knocked unconscious in his first game with the Texans by Jeremiah Trotter, Career already over"</div>"In his retirement interview, Derek only has these words to say "Who Cares, I got my 30 million, bitches!""

 

"Texans find clause in Derek's contract leaving him with $4.38 and a tootsie roll"

 

^lmao.."Mason is put in charge of the Vikings organization"

 

"Jets somehow use their big city smarts to manuveur their picks so they now own 1,2,3,4,5 and 6 overall..selecting Reggie bush, AJ Hawk, Mario Williams, DBrickashaw Ferguson, Vernon Davis and Matt Leinart!

 

"Sean Taylor is found innocent and the boys who stole his ATV are put on death row"

 

Steven Jackson tears ALC, MCL, and PCL, in preseason. But toughs it out and sets new rushing records, rushing for 7,594 yards and 76 touchdowns"

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (JHair @ Apr 22 2006, 07:20 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>"Sean Taylor is found innocent and the boys who stole his ATV are put on death row"</div>"Sean Taylor is found guilty, and locked away for 46 years""The boys who stole Sean Taylor's ATV are given the Medal of Honor"

 

"Peyton Manning gets bored with owning the league every year, starts throwing left handed.""Peyton Manning breaks his own record with 50 TD's"

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (bobferg @ Apr 22 2006, 10:35 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>"Peyton Manning gets bored with owning the league every year, starts throwing left handed.""Peyton Manning breaks his own record with 50 TD's"</div>"Peyton still searching for that ring. Now in his 81st season"

 

"Michael Vick officially changes his name to Ron Mexico"

 

Matt Schaub steeles into starting QB position. Ron Mexico focuses on returning kicks and punts."

 

" New Cleveland Browns player Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. "

 

"Terrell Owens suspended yet again... "the following season..."Terrell Owen's signs with Cleveland Browns.. swears he's changed for the better."