Forum Game 2023-24 Caption Contest #15 - BLAZERS VS JAZZ

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  1. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Welcome to the 2023-24 Caption Contest!

    The rules are simple. Post a caption to the given picture before tipoff on game day. After the game the caption with the most likes wins for that game. You will receive 3pts for winning and 2 points for posting a caption for a possible total of 5 points.

    I will include updated standings in the op on the caption contest thread for each game. At the end of the season, the poster with the most points wins.

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    STANDINGS

    @Shaboid - 44

    @SlyPokerDog - 38
    @andalusian - 35

    @e_blazer - 33
    @TBpup - 30
    @rotary111 - 29
    @riverman - 27
    @BassPlaya - 25
    @Chris Craig - 25
    @SharpeScooterShooter - 24
    @swish3 - 20
    @Whyachi - 19
    @Stevenson - 16

    @theprunetang - 9
    @stampedehero - 6
    @Terkish - 6
    @barfo - 5
    @blazerfan11 - 4
    @inconceivable - 2
     
  2. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    "Thus when an unstoppable force with infinite torque meets a so-called immovable object with infinite mass, there can only be one solution: The big ugly white dude needs to get the fuck out of my way so I can score."
     
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    andalusian Season - Restarted

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    Jeremy Grant snubs the longing Clarkson for a snuggle with his true love Markkanen
     
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    BassPlaya Puntificator

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    Markkanen uses the armpit noxious gas technique on Grant
     
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    Jerami says, "Laundry is done, time for the spin cycle"
     
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    Utah players use Jazz Hands to little or no effect.
     
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    You say yes, I say no, you say high and I say low, you say goodbye and I say hello!
     
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    Quick nutshot on my way to the hoop.
     
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    Jordan Poole on how to play shitty help defense.
     
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    oooh, is that a Miami Heat scout over there ? Taking this sucker right to the rack.
     
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  11. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Pass the ball Jerami
     
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    You are guarding up high, but I will make this shot from below the belt!
     
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    stampedehero Make Your Day, a Doobies Day Staff Member Moderator

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    I agree!
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