<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Johnny White Guy @ May 8 2006, 05:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I don't want anything to do with Chuck Norris, I reckon I'd get roundhouse kicked in the face.</div>ya booooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.
here's a little bit of preview on what to except from the chuck norris clubChuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.On the 7th day, God rested.... Chuck Norris took over. more coming.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a nightlight. Not becuase he is afraid of the dark.......but because the dark is afraid of him.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Chuck Norris @ May 8 2006, 11:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>here's a little bit of preview on what to except from the chuck norris clubChuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.On the 7th day, God rested.... Chuck Norris took over. more coming. </div>Hosuton we have a problem.
