1. Thou shall not rent the movie Chocolat.2. Under no circumstances may 2 men share an umbrella.3. Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed.4. Unless he murdered someone in your immediate family, you must baila friend out of jail within 12 hours.5. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off-limits. Forever.6. The minimum amount of time you have to wait for another guy who'srunning late is 5 minutes. For a girl, you are required to wait 10minutes for every point of hotness she scores on the classic 1-10 babescale.7. Complaining about the brand of free beer in a buddies refrigeratoris forbidden. You may gripe if the temperature is unsuitable.8. No man is ever required to buy a birthday present for another man.In fact, even remembering a friends birthday is strictly optionaland slightly gay.9. Agreeing to distract the ugly friend of a hot babe that your buddyis trying to hook up with is your legal duty. Should you get carriedaway with your good deed and end up having sex with the beast, your palis forbidden to speak of it, even at your bachelor party.10. Before dating a buddy's "ex", you are required to ask hispermission and he in return is required to grant it.11. Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated asspies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to pick abuffalo wing clean.12. If a man's zipper is down, that's his problem - you didn't see nothin'.13. The universal compensation for buddies who help you move is beer.14. A man must never own just a cat. A dog and a cat, marginallyacceptable. But never just a cat.15. It is permissible to consume a fruity chick drink only when you'resunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a toplesssupermodel... and it's free.16. A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman mustremain sober enough to fight.17. If a buddy is outnumbered, out manned, or too drunk to fight, youmust jump into the fight. Exception: If within the last 24 hours hisactions have caused you to think, "What this guy needs is a goodass-whoopin", then you may sit back and enjoy.18. Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice ofpizza, but not both. That's just plain mean.19. Never talk to a man in the bathroom unless you're on equalfooting: either both urinating or both waiting in line. In all othersituations, a nod is all the conversation you need.20. If a buddy is already singing along to a song in the car, you maynot join him... too gay.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Ohio Steeler @ May 9 2006, 02:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>3. Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed.</div>I've been through all of these before and this is the only one I hadn't ever read, it made me laugh out loud
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Ohio Steeler @ May 9 2006, 04:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>19. Never talk to a man in the bathroom unless you're on equalfooting: either both urinating or both waiting in line. In all othersituations, a nod is all the conversation you need.</div>To true!!!
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>14. A man must never own just a cat. A dog and a cat, marginallyacceptable. But never just a cat.</div>That's true. I've known like 3 guys who had cats...it's just not right.
same, the one guy I know who has just a cat is really homo-like and has violated a couple other of these rules
"2. Under no circumstances may 2 men share an umbrella."HAHAHAHAHAHAHA in my nightmare, Arrowhead™ was doing that with me!
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Sheriff Gonna Getcha @ May 9 2006, 09:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Dude, all my dreams are gay... I once-- forget it</div>you might want to get help
