Jody sells the team to @THE HCP and he then futilely tries to move the team to LA, change our colors to purple & piss and rename the team to the T’Lakers. Failing that he trades then Shae, Scoot and five draft picks to the Lakers for Alex Fudge and salary filler. Wake up @THE HCP ! It is only a dream! Wake Up!!!!
Jody sells the team to Costco. Costco gives out free samples at all of the Moda Center concessions. Every game is a sellout. Word gets out, nothing attracts free agents like free food. Suddenly, all-star free agents are lined up to sign with the Blazers. Blazer players run out of fingers for all of the chip rings.