I gotchu. This is the Kunami code of baby making. Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A and Start Might take a couple hours to work through them all though...
Congrats Mick! You're life as you've known it will never be the same but the rewards are awesome. I've recently become a great grandfather for the first time....went out with my son yesterday for some quality one on one time..he's my youngest and he's 32. We're really close and the diapers and terrible twos and lost sleep will pass in short time. My son is going through that now with a 3 yeear old and a 1 year old.
Congrats! Play your cards right and maybe you can share the same team message board with your kid a couple of decades from now......
Get a white noise machine. Also, don't fuck around with the car mirror. Just get a baby cam for the back seat. Super nice when you want to keep an eye on em.
Some of these positions look likely to result in a penile fracture. Apparently, they’re most common around the holidays: “This injury tends to occur during wild sex – particularly in positions where you’re not in direct eye contact [with your partner], such as the reverse cowgirl,” said Dr Nikolaos Pyrgides, a urologist at the Ludwig Maximilian University of Munich, who led the research.” https://amp.theguardian.com/lifeand...ile-fractures-rises-at-christmas-doctors-find
Just sent all our kids back to college in the last week, definitely a bitter-sweet moment. Enjoy. It's going to be hard at times, but it is well worth it, imho.
My wife and I could not have kids either so after I turned 50 we decided to adopt. We got a beautiful baby girl from China who is 17 yrs old now and will be graduating from high school this year.
I go back and forth on this. I understand that perspective, but on the other hand I'm 44 and my first is married and my second is a senior in high school. I like that I'm probably going to be a relatively young grandparent, and that my kids' grandparents have been young enough to be active and involved through their whole childhood.
Oh, you are definitely doing it wrong. The thing to do is, when you are very young, adopt a wealthy baby. Then you can do anything you want, and the baby can't say no, at least not until it learns to speak. barfo
