For what it's worth, I give you full credit for considering alternative explanations for things. That's a very healthy and useful thing to do. Where we differ is your seeming inability to determine which explanations are plausible and which are not. I just don't know how you get through the day, given that your pants could actually be a poisonous snake, your wife might be an robot, your cat likely killed JFK, and a dozen Venezuelan spies are living under your house. barfo
