Whose fault will it be: Mavericks edition

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  1. Mediocre Man

    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

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    Another day, another chance to bitch about the bitches getting paid by Paul Allen. Yes, it's his money our dumbass "owner" is spending. Just a hunch, but I doubt we will shoot as well as last night, so this one should be fun

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  2. PtldPlatypus

    PtldPlatypus Let's go Baby Blazers! Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    With Luka and Kyrie out, if the Mavs win tonight it will likely be because Klay goes off. So, blasphemous as it may sound, I'll have to blame Harry Glickman for drafting Mychal Thompson in 1978, which led to him meeting his wife Julie in a gym at UP, getting married, and siring the lesser splash brother.
     
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    andalusian Season - Restarted

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    Toyota. For they no longer bring a proper small truck to the US and all we have is that bloody Ford.
     
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    I blame Portland for not keep the Mavericks baseball team around.
     
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  5. Mediocre Man

    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

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    Left field +1
     
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    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

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    Brilliant. +1
     
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    Sedatedfork Rip City Rhapsody

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    In-it-4-me Simons
     
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    Hoopguru Well-Known Member

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    I blame Roy Tarpley & Joe Rogan
     
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  9. Mediocre Man

    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

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    Back story?
     
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    Hoopguru Well-Known Member

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    none....other than Tarpley issues brought dragged the franchise down for some time until, Cuban. Joe Rogan I blame for all things wrong in Texas..
     
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    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    I blame EnglandDan. Marachter chatters.
     
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    I blame General Santa Ana for losing Texas in the battle of San Jacinto and paving the way for the era of Ted Cruz, Jerry Jones and the shooter on the grassy knoll
     
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    Jim Jackson. How dare he put up those kinds of numbers for Dallas...
     
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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    At one point, Dallas had the two highest-paid undrafted players in sports history: Tony Romo and... Wesley Mattews.

    So I blame scouting.
     
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    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

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    Good old reliable Ant Simons was tonight bitch. Almost single handedly grasping defeat from the jaws of victory. He certainly had some help, with Chauncey doing his absolute best "what the holy fuck" rotations and offensive sets. Thank you all for playing this round

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    Dozer 0 (6)
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    Sedatedfork 1 (4) +2 for actually guessing right and +1 for joining this asinine game and nailing it on the first try.
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