Forum Game Whose fault will it be: Clippers edition

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  1. Mediocre Man

    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

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    Ok, so we suck. Our coach is ass. Our starting center doesn't want to play basketball. Our guards don't want or know how to defend. So bitch away. Thank you all for playing, and good luck. I have new meds, so we will see how the scoring goes. It could change half way through the game

    Standings
    Riverman 1 (29)
    Sly 1 (29) +2 for blaming dead people
    Andalusion 1 (28) +1 for blaming Jesus, his former super in Brooklyn. Fuck that guy
    MM 1 (27) +2 for my brilliant Fast Times at Ridgemont High post
    Ptld platypus 1 (26) +1 for making the kid feel bad about his name. Fuck that kid
    Quatro 1 (22)
    Hoop Guru 1 (20) +3 for the Welcome back Kotter reference. I also would have accepted a note from Epstein's mother
    Lawai’a 0 (16)
    Phat 0 (14)
    crandc 1 (12) +2 for blaming that folk singer bitch from Jersey
    SharpeScooterShooter 1 (10) +1 for those bitch ass Warriors
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    SheedSoNasty 1 (6) +5 for joining the childness we do here.
    Dozer 0 (6)
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    e_blazer 1 (3) +2 for blaming that little tramp, Snookie
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    inconceivable 0 (-2) He knows what he did
     
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  2. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Since MM gave me two points for blaming dead people and after last night's game I think I'll do it again...

    I blame Ayton.
     
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    andalusian Season - Restarted

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    The trade winds that made Clippers a viable vessel option but have not managed to unload some of Portland's vets for prospects and draft assets.
     
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    Quatro44 Well-Known Member

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    Snake Plissken, if he were taller, he'd be a baller.

    [​IMG]
     
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    Phatguysrule Well-Known Member

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    Stewart and Lynda Resnick. Fuck them in their stupid asses.

    Credit @Shaboid

    *Edit* Whoops, credit should go to @RR7. My bad.
     
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  6. e_blazer

    e_blazer Rip City Fan

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    Bill Walton. Still pissed that he held out the 1979 season and then signed with the Clippers.
     
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  7. PtldPlatypus

    PtldPlatypus Let's go Baby Blazers! Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    That is a "wonderful" selection
     
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    Shaboid Well-Known Member

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    Wait, why do I get credit?
     
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    Phatguysrule Well-Known Member

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    Wasn't that you who loves The Dollop? I started listening to it based on a post you made years ago... At least, I thought it was you.
     
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    Shaboid Well-Known Member

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    Negative. I have literally zero idea what you're talking about. Always looking for a new pod though, is it any good?
     
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    Phatguysrule Well-Known Member

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    Damnit. My bad. Now I have to go back and figure it out.
     
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    Phatguysrule Well-Known Member

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    It's very good to learn some history with some comedy mixed in. Very enjoyable. Highly recommend.

    It was @RR7 who deserves the credit. My bad.
     
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    I wasn't planning on playing this game, but it's definitely your effing fault now...
     
  14. RR7

    RR7 Well-Known Member

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    So glad someone else out there is enjoying it!
     
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    riverman Writing Team

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    Steve Ballmer for not moving the Clippers to Seattle and remaining neighbors with the Lakers....the Seattle Clippers would have been such a cool name.
     
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    Chris Kaman. Always Chris Kaman.
     
  17. SharpeScooterShooter

    SharpeScooterShooter SharpeShooter

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    I blamer SuperCuts.
     
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  18. PtldPlatypus

    PtldPlatypus Let's go Baby Blazers! Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    I blame Bill Gates for hiring Steve Ballmer 45 years ago.
     
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    Hoopguru Well-Known Member

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    Most Bitch Worthy Flipper of all Time Pat Bev....
     
  20. Mediocre Man

    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

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    Funny, but he's too easy of a target. +1
     
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