Forum Game Whose fault will it be: Nuggets edition

Let's see if this fucking team can keep up it's losing ways

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Riverman 1 (60) +1 He just is a bitch. Played like one and now GM's like one
Andalusion 1 (60) There is only one tick I like and that's the one Patrick Warburton played on tv. Fuck the ticks
Ptld platypus 1 (54) +1 How does that happen< seriously?
MM 1 (53) +2 Despite what some of you think, Brandon Roy is a bitch
Sly 1 (53) +2 And he just seems like a little bitch too
Hoop Guru 1 (52) +2 For some reason it sticks out in my mind him getting down and barking at Telfair, I think. What a bitch
Quatro 1 (50) +1 There are virtually no lakes in Los Angeles. Fuck them
Phat (50) +2 The Mayo clinic slander is gold
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RR7 1 (27) +2 a bitch and an extra point for picture form
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I’m going with McDonalds on this one. Those free nuggets when the Blazers score 100 aren’t real meat.

 

altitude will make this game hideous

 

The university of Colorado system. In order to be recognizably different from the university of California system they do not call, for example, the university of Colorado at Boulder UC Boulder, instead they call it CU Boulder.

How can the blazers know which way is which when the entire university
System is backwards?

 

Chauncey probably had the team watching Super Bowl at Shotgun Willies or The Diamond Cabaret. I blame tities & hangovers at altitude....

 

Jokic, because he is using the Konami code when he plays.

 

Chauncey and Joe for being secret Colorado double agents.

 

Too much rocky mountain high.

 

I blame that asshole, John Denver. Fuck you and your angelic singing voice. In real life you were a cuck and no one liked you. Annie’s song sounds like what every Disney movie wants you to feel, and I don’t like being that emotional. So fuck the fuck off back to Roswell, New Mexico Mr. Henry John Deutschendorf Jr.

 

NEW: The Mesa County Sheriff’s Office has released the booking photo for former Mesa County Clerk Tina Peters after she was sentenced to 9 years incarceration for tampering with voting machines

 

Ted Nugent for almost sounding like nugget

 

I'll go with whatever numb-nutz is responsible for naming the team. I mean, is there any other franchise that has a name as demanding of having "butt" inserted before their team name?

 

Jokic, the MVP

 

Doesn’t Pittsburgh have a baseball team?

 

Carmelo Anthony. Dude never played a lick of defense. Prototypical me first player.

Then he somehow made his way to Portland, and wasted a couple years of Dame's prime taking minutes that he damned sure did not deserve.

Melo, you're a bitch.

 

Maybe our best collective round

 

Thinking back. Joey Crawford is also a bitch. IYNYN.

Doesn't need to count toward the game. Just remembered and it was cathartic to say. Seriously...

Joey Crawford, you're a bitch.

That's better...

 

I'm going with the dead Rocky mascot. Ever since they got the "new one" they sent us Nurk and discovered the greatest player in the game in the 2nd round. Butterfly effect on that dangling Rocky.