OT How much per hour would you have to be paid?

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    Honestly, for me, and I do not like snakes...

    $300/hr. I know that job doesn't pay that but that is the price it would take to get me over my fears and fuck with those snakes.
     
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    Cobras?

    A lot of money
     
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    And what would be that price?
     
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    Around your asking price.
     
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    9.8 billion per hour. Guaranteed, even if I quit after 1 second, which I would promptly do.
     
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    I will do it for 9.79 billion per hour, with the same conditions.

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    There isn't enough money.
     
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    It would depend on the hours, but I would do it for less than anyone has said so far. I'd go as low as $100 an hour I guess, as long as they had the necessary venom available in the off chance I was bitten. Snakes don't really scare me. A roommate I had in college had 3 and they were all chill. Except for the red tail boa. That thing would have killed us all in our sleep had it ever gotten out.
     
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    There's no way I'm sleeping if that even has a remote chance of happening.

    I don't trust anyone to not make a human mistake in leaving a cage open. Nope. Nope. Nope.
     
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    Meh, it was college. I did a lot of stupid shit back then.
     
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    I don't think YOU did, but they COULD have lol.
     
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    Great answer.
     
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    Give me a small fortune and I'll hire a crew of snake handlers from Bangladesh to do the job while I film it and sell it to Netflix. Donee deal...I'm able to remove those snakes without being near them. Let's say 4 million down and 4 million on completion. I may just have the building tented and fumigated.
     
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