It's back and better than ever. I am now missing almost 1/10 of my original self and we are giving away and taking away points like it's candy. Good luck to everyone Standings Riverman 1 (65) Fuck him and his asinine name Andalusion 1 (65) +1 A twofer is always a good play Ptld platypus 1 (60) +2 There is a lot in this one. WABC and Presidents from the 1800's. Love it MM 1 (59) +2 I feel good about mine Sly 1 (59) +2 As a Raiders fan, I understand the conundrum with both he and Herbert Hoop Guru 1 (58) +2 Only worth one until you snuck the word sterile into the game Quatro 1 (56) +2 Big fan of pictures, and Rae Dawn Chong was a total babe, back in the day Phat 0 (53) blazerkor 1 (40) +3 FUCK CANCER IS RIGHT crandc 1 (33) +1 I don't even like beer, so Coors is trash automatically RR7 1 (33) +2 Fuck all of them, indeed SheedSoNasty 1 (32) +2 Yes!!! This is how you play the game e_blazer 1 (29) +2 I think this is the first measurement blame. I love it Lawai’a 1 (27) +1 Unlike the NBA, the NHL is a glorious sport. Pick yourself up off the ice and play the fuck on SharpeScooterShooter 0 (22) Mick Zagger 0 (19) Chris Craig 1 (12) +2 Strong, strong entry SwissBlazer 0 (11) everything beagle 0 (9) Eastoff 1 (9) +1 Being late is the worst Wook 0 (7) Cugel 0 (6) BlazerBeav 0 (6) Dozer 0 (6) Ironman 0 (6) Wizenheimer 0 (5) Domihatin 0 (4) Sedatedfork 0 (4) Irish Trader 0 (4) Blazerfan11 0 (3) jlprk 0 (3) Blazinaway 0 (2) BBert 0 (2) Pinwheel1 0 (2) PCmor7 0 (1) Ripcity4life77 0 (1) tlongII 0 (1) Shaboid 0 (1) Stomp 0 (1) Amiricon 0 (1) Kano John 0 (1) Rasta 0 (1) Big Bailes 0 (1) Foxx 0 (1) Hailblazers 0 (1) Julius 0 (0) The HCP 0 (-1) Illmatic 0 (-1) inconceivable 1 (-1) -1 Do you even know what this game has evolved into? Keep up Kingspeed 0 (-2)
I expect Jrue to put the clamps on our guards, so we can blame Dame for that. And Jaylen Brown was drafted with a pick they got from the Nets in exchange for Garnett, whom they acquired in a deal which included Sebastian Telfair, so we can obviously blame Brandon Roy for his presence on the Celtics.
I blame that asshole Francis Pettygrove. We could have been Boston had Ara Lovejoy won the 2 out of 3 coin toss. And can we just have all coin flips fuck right off? Portland calling tails and losing out on Hakeem to pair with Drexler and keeping Jordan from winning multiple titles is also awful. So FUCK coin flips, Francis Pettygrove and Ara Lovejoy. I hated that fuck Tommy Heinsohn when he announced games as well.
I won't say that I was blatantly pandering to our illustrious host by including #7 in my post, but I also won't say that I wasn't. You get to be the judge of that (of course)
It's my oldest birthday tomorrow and my youngest might be in attendance (assuming NU gives her tickets which, they sometime do). I am sure she will be distracted celebrating her sibling's birthday and will thus not cheer as she should - which could, potentially, lead to a Blazers loss. In other words, it's my irresistible sex appeal that is to fault. Sorry gals and guys, sometimes you have to play the hand given to you.
I blame the idiot who traded away Marcus Smart. No better name in the NBA to say with a Boston accent.
I blame that infamous BITE 41 years ago. That ass hole Tree Rollins bit the shit out of, the Greatest Athlete to ever come out of the State of Oregon, Danny Boy1
He's not a scratch golfer, All State @ football, basketball & Baseball. Award winning swimmer and tennis player. But hell yeah Ashton is deserving as well!!!!
I blame the ghost of Red Auerbach. How the fuck are these Celtics always so goddam good?!? For the longest time it was easy, you just blamed Red and guess what, I still do. His ghost has every ball bouncing their way. If it weren't for Red's ghost we'd be favored to win tomorrow... but alas Auerbach's aura has us as huge underdogs.
I have to go with Pritchard. Dude is so small that the leprechauns have adopted him as one of their own. Every three is lucky charmed.
Well there you have it. The Blazers lost to a real team and got back to being the bitches they truly are. Thank you all for playing and good luck going forward Standings Andalusion 1 (69) +3 Love the sex appeal blame Riverman 0 (65) Ptld platypus 1 (63) +2 Fuck Brandon Roy Sly 1 (63) +3 Not sure what Mrs HCP has to do with any of this, but ok MM 1 (62) +2 Loved mine. You all need to step the fuck up Hoop Guru 1 (61) +2 for the reference, but Ashton Eaton IS the greatest athlete to come out of Oregon Quatro 1 (59) +2 Going deep for this one. It would have been more points, but you made me look up the Perla brothers Phat 0 (53) blazerkor 1 (43) +2 Red was always so damn full of himself crandc 1 (36) +2 They are all bitches. Especially that little Lucky. Fuck him RR7 1 (36) +2 For that fucking town and anyone who hails from it SheedSoNasty 1 (35) +2 Loved the smaht pahk commercials with Captain America, Jim Halpert and Debbie Downer e_blazer 1 (32) +2 You were actually right. Too bad we don't give a shit about that Lawai’a 1 (30) +2 The fuck did poor Catwoman do? SharpeScooterShooter 0 (22) Mick Zagger 0 (19) Chris Craig 0 (12) SwissBlazer 0 (11) everything beagle 0 (9) Eastoff 0 (9) Wook 0 (7) Cugel 0 (6) BlazerBeav 0 (6) Dozer 0 (6) Ironman 0 (6) Wizenheimer 0 (5) Domihatin 0 (4) Sedatedfork 0 (4) Irish Trader 0 (4) Blazerfan11 0 (3) jlprk 0 (3) Blazinaway 0 (2) BBert 0 (2) Pinwheel1 0 (2) PCmor7 0 (1) Ripcity4life77 0 (1) tlongII 0 (1) Shaboid 0 (1) Stomp 0 (1) Amiricon 0 (1) Kano John 0 (1) Rasta 0 (1) Big Bailes 0 (1) Foxx 0 (1) Hailblazers 0 (1) Julius 0 (0) The HCP 0 (-1) Illmatic 0 (-1) inconceivable 1 (-1) -1 Do you even know what this game has evolved into? Keep up Kingspeed 0 (-2)