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    Cats are far too intelligent to work at McDonald's.
     
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    New studies show cats arrived in China 1400 years ago, centuries earlier than previously thought. Cats were brought to China via Silk Road trading routes. They were treated as exotic pets only available to elites and valued for their beauty and mystery.
     
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    Up this morning, stumble to bathroom for usual tooth brushing etc. Lashanna digging under bath mat. She has often engaged in deadly combat with bath mat but this time there was, something? Find glasses. Cat playing with lizard. I close her in overnight so she must have brought it home earlier and hid it under rug all night? Put lizard in garden. Lashanna very upset. Loud meowing while tossing mat around trying to find missing toy.
     
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    Antigay book banning group Million Moms has gone after ... Fresh Step cat litter.

    Yes, you read that correctly.

    Fresh Step has a commercial that says "every cat acts like their [bleep] doesn't stink." In place of the word "shit" they insert a meow.

    Apparently children are irreparably harmed by learning that cats shit.

    I feel like buying Fresh Step except I never use scented litter.
     
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    Yesterday was National Cat Lady Day. Lashanna did not bring me flowers. Or a dead bird. I'm hurt.
     
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    Maybe she didn't bring you a dead bird BECAUSE it was national cat lady day?

    Also. Is there a national cat mans day? If not, I am reporting this sexist bs to my congressman.
     
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    Lashanna developed a weird habit. She only wants to drink water from bathtub ledge.

    Started accidentally when I splashed water on the ledge and she lapped it up. No problem, my bathroom is clean and all the water in the house is the same. But even though she has indoor and outdoor water dispensers she insists on the bathtub ledge. She follows me into the bathroom and stands on the ledge meowing until I pour a little water out onto it. I don't know if water tastes better from porcelain or if it's just a cat's way of getting her faithful servant to do for her.
     
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