Forum Game Whose fault will it be: Pistons edition

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  1. Mediocre Man

    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

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    This game is for the "we can do it" crowd. Fuck the Pistons for being shitty and fuck us for winning meaningless games using vets that hopefully won't be here next year

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    SheedSoNasty Well-Known Member

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    I blame Elon and his Tesla. For all the obvious reasons.
     
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    andalusian Season - Restarted

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    How about Mazda for failing to make the Wankel engine a success?
     
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    Auburn Hills. Pistons move games from Detroit to wealthy white suburb. Suited Bill Laimbeer but not rest of NBA
     
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    Cugel The epitome of mediocrity

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    Oh PORwill get smoked by Detroit city. CC’s fault
     
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    I blame the "devil with the blue dress on" & Mitch Rider and the Detroit Wheels. Lookin mighty nice now here she comes!
     
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  7. Mediocre Man

    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

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    I blame the city of Detroit itself. These fucking guys have tried to host the summer Olympics 9 damn times. TAKE A FUCKING HINT, ASSHOLES.
     
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    Cugel The epitome of mediocrity

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    I am laffing out loud at Costco of all awful places
     
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    I blame the ex Detroit pistons Jeremy Grant.
     
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    I blame the lame ass PA announcer that shouts D-TROIT BASKET-BALL on any turnover they get. I hate it. He's almost as annoying as some people here. And when I was a season ticket holder, there were a couple of Pistons fans one game that sat behind me that yelled it out at the Rose Garden. So I also wanna blame Jarret Jack for stepping out of bounds all the damn time so they got to say it over and over. Screw them all
     
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    I blame Detroit for giving us Jack White and that f'ing 7 Nations Army song that every stadium and arena plays now.
     
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    I blame the Motor City for the traveling turnover...Nobody gets to Detroit without thinking about traveling somewhere else. Also for the term, "clicking on all cylinders"
     
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    the recent iteration of the flu. fever cough congestion in head and chest. no sleep
     
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    PtldPlatypus Let's go Baby Blazers! Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    I blame the 10cm mass in my wife's colon for dominating my day on Friday, preventing me from even submitting anything for the OKC game, and for dominating my thoughts, preventing me from coming up with anything clever for today.
     
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    Phatguysrule Well-Known Member

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    Damnit. I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you find out it's nothing serious.
     
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    PtldPlatypus Let's go Baby Blazers! Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    We already know it's a grade 2 adenocarcinoma requiring resection, which is scheduled for April 1st. Whether any additional treatment is required beyond that is to be determined post surgery.

    But I don't want to hijack MM's thread and make it about me. I only mentioned it to try to get some "F* Cancer" sympathy points from our illustrious host.
     
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    lawai'a Well-Known Member

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    certainly, adds a layer of perspective to things. praying for her healing sir.
     
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    Sending thoughts of caring and healing to you, your wife, and your family.
     
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    I blame this guy and all of the Detroits like him. Those who brag they can smell a beer from a mile away. This isn't every person in or from Detroit but there are enough of them that this dude does represent. Fuck Kid Rock and fuck those he represents. (Sorry if you love Kid Rock, I feel really bad about the person you are)
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    I'm sorry. Hang in there. You're more than welcome to my points.
     
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