Fuck this winning shit. We have a flawed roster and no superstar. We really needed one more year of the tank Standings Andalusion 1 (86) +2 for the Bush reference. -1 for the tariff support. Fuck the orange man Sly 1 (83) +1 Fuck you for the win. Hoop Guru 1 (83) +2 I've heard she's a bitch....although I did like Moonlighting Riverman 1 (82) +2 Fuck the colonists Ptld platypus 1 (82) +2 Seems like a dick move MM 1 (81) +3 My fucking rant was brilliant Quatro 1 (80) +3 Just like him in his movies, the great Nick Cage always deserves a little extra Phat 1 (72) +2 Fuck her and that bitch, Hannah Montana. Team Lilly blazerkor 0 (55) RR7 0 (55) crandc 1 (54) +2 You buried the lead....What kind of cake was it? e_blazer 1 (53) +2 Morgan Freeman should just be in Zihuatanejo Mexico working on a boat with one of his buddies, and stay the fuck away from the Blazers SheedSoNasty 1 (51) +2 They probably fucked up the order too. Fuck these volunteers Lawai’a 1 (38) +1 Vegas Elvis was the best Elvis. Learn the singer, then post SharpeScooterShooter 0 (22) Mick Zagger 0 (19) Chris Craig 0 (16) Eastoff 0 (12) SwissBlazer 0 (11) Cugel 0 (11) everything beagle 0 (9) BlazerBeav 1 (12) +3 Going against JT is strong, but you're right....IT'S BRITNEY, BITCH!!! Wook 0 (7) Dozer 0 (6) Ironman 0 (6) Amiricon 0 (5) Wizenheimer 0 (5) Domihatin 0 (4) Sedatedfork 0 (4) Irish Trader 0 (4) Blazerfan11 0 (3) jlprk 0 (3) Blazinaway 0 (2) BBert 0 (2) Pinwheel1 0 (2) PCmor7 0 (1) Ripcity4life77 0 (1) tlongII 0 (1) Shaboid 0 (1) Stomp 0 (1) Kano John 0 (1) Rasta 0 (1) Big Bailes 0 (1) Foxx 0 (1) Hailblazers 0 (1) Julius 0 (0) The HCP 0 (-1) Illmatic 0 (-1) inconceivable 1 (-1) -1 Do you even know what this game has evolved into? Keep up Kingspeed 0 (-2)
I blame the ABA merger with NBA in 76. Denver, SA, Indy & Nets. Three of the four have won ships. After we won ours of course!
I believe I still have photos of cake. Chocolate of course, decorated with dark and white chocolate ruffles. As to who is to blame Denver, well, don't want to bring up really bad shit. School shooting and nuclear waste. So I blame map makers for making state square and forever causing confusion on map between two square states.
Today (well, tomorrow really), my ire will be directed toward Robert C Baker, the food science professor who invented the chicken nugget, which paved the way for McDonalds McNuggets to replace the far superior Chalupa as the 100-point giveaway item. Dude died 20 years ago, but I don't care--he created a problem that lives on in perpetuity, and he deserves to be continuously and repeatedly excoriated for it.
Luxury ski resorts like the ones at Aspen CO. They made the towns so expensive that the workers can't even afford to live there.
I blame Neil Olshey and the Rocky Mountains. The Rocky Mountains because, if they didn't exist, Colorado would just be another crappy fly-over desert ravaged state, and there would be no Denver Nuggets. Olshey because, if he hadn't traded away all of our 2014 picks and if the Nuggets didn't exist, maybe the Blazers would have drafted Jokic. Screw the Rockies and the rocks in Olshey's head.
I blame the piece of shit that is the Denver omelette. Fuck you and your ham, you fucking poor excuse for a breakfast
Quality Cannabis. Getting high at altitude is one thing, getting high and playing the Nuggets at altitude is another.
I blame every GM that passed on Joker. Fuck all of them for allowing the best player in the league to go 41st in the 2014 draft.
Rocky Mountain Oyster Stout. Made with 25 pounds of freshly sliced and roasted bull testicles, it’s said to have coffee and chocolate notes that overpower the “other junk". .......nope not even a sip sir
I blame Gilligan/Bob Denver for not hooking up with Mary Ann. I mean, come on dude, you're stranded on a deserted island.
I know I'm late. But gotta blame Bernie and AOC for showing up in Denver and getting everyone all excited. If they win I guess they probably got the guys all worked up and inspired. If they lose it's probably because they were so pissed off about what's going on they couldn't focus on basketball.
Well these fucktards did it again. And yet another team held out it's best player to help the Blazers miss out on adding another piece. I hate them Standings Andalusion 1 (89) +2 Love the nugget slander Sly 1 (86) +2 And John Boy can fuck right off too....You can't have two guesses. No points deducted because I was team Mary Ann Hoop Guru 1 (86) +2 Fuck the ABA Riverman 1 (85) It's a take, anyway. I'll give you that Ptld platypus 1 (85) +2 I do like the dino shaped ones, personally MM 1 (84) +2 Not my best rent. I'll do better Quatro 1 (83) +2 Fuck the billionaires....although Aspen is lovely Phat 1 (75) +2 Fucking libtards, am I right? blazerkor 1 (58) +2 Fuck every GM......EVER RR7 1 (58) +2 Apparently you are forgetting that the mate was a mighty sailor man, and if not the courage of the fearless crew the Minnow would have been lost crandc 1 (57) +2 Blaming maps is a great one. Fuck, maps e_blazer 1 (56) +2 I am not joking when I say Neil Olshey set this franchise back further than anyone in history SheedSoNasty 1 (55) +3 Maybe the biggest bitch of all Lawai’a 1 (42) +2 But why? +1 for the Princess Bride SharpeScooterShooter 0 (22) Mick Zagger 0 (19) Chris Craig 0 (16) Eastoff 0 (12) SwissBlazer 0 (11) Cugel 0 (11) everything beagle 1 (10) +2 Oh, look who knows so much.....If you can guess the movie, I will add a point BlazerBeav 0 (12) Wook 0 (7) Dozer 0 (6) Ironman 0 (6) Amiricon 0 (5) Wizenheimer 0 (5) Domihatin 0 (4) Sedatedfork 0 (4) Irish Trader 0 (4) Blazerfan11 0 (3) jlprk 0 (3) Blazinaway 0 (2) BBert 0 (2) Pinwheel1 0 (2) PCmor7 0 (1) Ripcity4life77 0 (1) tlongII 0 (1) Shaboid 0 (1) Stomp 0 (1) Kano John 0 (1) Rasta 0 (1) Big Bailes 0 (1) Foxx 0 (1) Hailblazers 0 (1) Julius 0 (0) The HCP 0 (-1) Illmatic 0 (-1) inconceivable 1 (-1) -1 Do you even know what this game has evolved into? Keep up Kingspeed 0 (-2)