Forum Game Whose fault will it be: Nuggets edition

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  1. Mediocre Man

    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

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    Fuck this winning shit. We have a flawed roster and no superstar. We really needed one more year of the tank

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    Sly 1 (83) +1 Fuck you for the win.
    Hoop Guru 1 (83) +2 I've heard she's a bitch....although I did like Moonlighting
    Riverman 1 (82) +2 Fuck the colonists
    Ptld platypus 1 (82) +2 Seems like a dick move
    MM 1 (81) +3 My fucking rant was brilliant
    Quatro 1 (80) +3 Just like him in his movies, the great Nick Cage always deserves a little extra
    Phat 1 (72) +2 Fuck her and that bitch, Hannah Montana. Team Lilly
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    crandc 1 (54) +2 You buried the lead....What kind of cake was it?
    e_blazer 1 (53) +2 Morgan Freeman should just be in Zihuatanejo Mexico working on a boat with one of his buddies, and stay the fuck away from the Blazers
    SheedSoNasty 1 (51) +2 They probably fucked up the order too. Fuck these volunteers
    Lawai’a 1 (38) +1 Vegas Elvis was the best Elvis. Learn the singer, then post
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    BlazerBeav 1 (12) +3 Going against JT is strong, but you're right....IT'S BRITNEY, BITCH!!!
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    SheedSoNasty Well-Known Member

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    Colorado’s favorite son and former Nugget, Chauncey Billups. For all the reasons.
     
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    Hoopguru Well-Known Member

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    I blame the ABA merger with NBA in 76. Denver, SA, Indy & Nets. Three of the four have won ships. After we won ours of course!
     
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    I believe I still have photos of cake. Chocolate of course, decorated with dark and white chocolate ruffles.

    As to who is to blame Denver, well, don't want to bring up really bad shit. School shooting and nuclear waste. So I blame map makers for making state square and forever causing confusion on map between two square states.
     
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  5. PtldPlatypus

    PtldPlatypus Let's go Baby Blazers! Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Today (well, tomorrow really), my ire will be directed toward Robert C Baker, the food science professor who invented the chicken nugget, which paved the way for McDonalds McNuggets to replace the far superior Chalupa as the 100-point giveaway item. Dude died 20 years ago, but I don't care--he created a problem that lives on in perpetuity, and he deserves to be continuously and repeatedly excoriated for it.
     
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    Quatro44 Well-Known Member

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    Luxury ski resorts like the ones at Aspen CO. They made the towns so expensive that the workers can't even afford to live there.
     
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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    I blame the Walmart family for owning almost every professional sports team in Colorado.

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    e_blazer Rip City Fan

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    I blame Neil Olshey and the Rocky Mountains. The Rocky Mountains because, if they didn't exist, Colorado would just be another crappy fly-over desert ravaged state, and there would be no Denver Nuggets. Olshey because, if he hadn't traded away all of our 2014 picks and if the Nuggets didn't exist, maybe the Blazers would have drafted Jokic. Screw the Rockies and the rocks in Olshey's head.
     
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    andalusian Season - Restarted

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    Chicken. For making Nuggets looked upon favorably.
     
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    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

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    I blame the piece of shit that is the Denver omelette. Fuck you and your ham, you fucking poor excuse for a breakfast
     
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    Quality Cannabis. Getting high at altitude is one thing, getting high and playing the Nuggets at altitude is another.
     
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    I blame every GM that passed on Joker. Fuck all of them for allowing the best player in the league to go 41st in the 2014 draft.
     
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    Joe Cronin, mastermind of the Robert Williams III trade, will take the L tonight.
     
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    lawai'a Well-Known Member

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    Rocky Mountain Oyster Stout. Made with 25 pounds of freshly sliced and roasted bull testicles, it’s said to have coffee and chocolate notes that overpower the “other junk". .......nope not even a sip sir
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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    I blame Gilligan/Bob Denver for not hooking up with Mary Ann. I mean, come on dude, you're stranded on a deserted island.


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    I blame John Denver. Dunno why they picked to name the city preemptively for him.
     
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    I know I'm late. But gotta blame Bernie and AOC for showing up in Denver and getting everyone all excited.

    If they win I guess they probably got the guys all worked up and inspired.

    If they lose it's probably because they were so pissed off about what's going on they couldn't focus on basketball.
     
  18. Mediocre Man

    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

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    Well these fucktards did it again. And yet another team held out it's best player to help the Blazers miss out on adding another piece. I hate them

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    Andalusion 1 (89) +2 Love the nugget slander
    Sly 1 (86) +2 And John Boy can fuck right off too....You can't have two guesses. No points deducted because I was team Mary Ann
    Hoop Guru 1 (86) +2 Fuck the ABA
    Riverman 1 (85) It's a take, anyway. I'll give you that
    Ptld platypus 1 (85) +2 I do like the dino shaped ones, personally
    MM 1 (84) +2 Not my best rent. I'll do better
    Quatro 1 (83) +2 Fuck the billionaires....although Aspen is lovely
    Phat 1 (75) +2 Fucking libtards, am I right?
    blazerkor 1 (58) +2 Fuck every GM......EVER
    RR7 1 (58) +2 Apparently you are forgetting that the mate was a mighty sailor man, and if not the courage of the fearless crew the Minnow would have been lost
    crandc 1 (57) +2 Blaming maps is a great one. Fuck, maps
    e_blazer 1 (56) +2 I am not joking when I say Neil Olshey set this franchise back further than anyone in history
    SheedSoNasty 1 (55) +3 Maybe the biggest bitch of all
    Lawai’a 1 (42) +2 But why? +1 for the Princess Bride
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    everything beagle 1 (10) +2 Oh, look who knows so much.....If you can guess the movie, I will add a point
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    inconceivable 1 (-1) -1 Do you even know what this game has evolved into? Keep up
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  19. lawai'a

    lawai'a Well-Known Member

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    i'll take movie quotes for an extra 1 alex
    what is the princess bride?
     
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  20. Mediocre Man

    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

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    I just meant for everything beagle, BUT I never specified that so +1 it is
     
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