Forum Game Whose fault will it be: Celtics edition

This might just be the game where we can get back on track, unless the Celtics sit their starters against us like everyone else has. Let’s fucking go!!!!


Standings
Andalusion 1 (89) +2 Love the nugget slander
Sly 1 (86) +2 And John Boy can fuck right off too....You can't have two guesses. No points deducted because I was team Mary Ann
Hoop Guru 1 (86) +2 Fuck the ABA
Riverman 1 (85) It's a take, anyway. I'll give you that
Ptld platypus 1 (85) +2 I do like the dino shaped ones, personally
MM 1 (84) +2 Not my best rent. I'll do better
Quatro 1 (83) +2 Fuck the billionaires....although Aspen is lovely
Phat 1 (75) +2 Fucking libtards, am I right?
blazerkor 1 (58) +2 Fuck every GM......EVER
RR7 1 (58) +2 Apparently you are forgetting that the mate was a mighty sailor man, and if not the courage of the fearless crew the Minnow would have been lost
crandc 1 (57) +2 Blaming maps is a great one. Fuck, maps
e_blazer 1 (56) +2 I am not joking when I say Neil Olshey set this franchise back further than anyone in history
SheedSoNasty 1 (55) +3 Maybe the biggest bitch of all
Lawai’a 1 (42) +2 But why? +1 for the Princess Bride
SharpeScooterShooter 0 (22)
Mick Zagger 0 (19)
Chris Craig 0 (16)
Eastoff 0 (12)
SwissBlazer 0 (11)
Cugel 0 (11)
everything beagle 1 (10) +2 Oh, look who knows so much.....If you can guess the movie, I will add a point
BlazerBeav 0 (12)
Wook 0 (7)
Dozer 0 (6)
Ironman 0 (6)
Amiricon 0 (5)
Wizenheimer 0 (5)
Domihatin 0 (4)
Sedatedfork 0 (4)
Irish Trader 0 (4)
Blazerfan11 0 (3)
jlprk 0 (3)
Blazinaway 0 (2)
BBert 0 (2)
Pinwheel1 0 (2)
PCmor7 0 (1)
Ripcity4life77 0 (1)
tlongII 0 (1)
Shaboid 0 (1)
Stomp 0 (1)
Kano John 0 (1)
Rasta 0 (1)
Big Bailes 0 (1)
Foxx 0 (1)
Hailblazers 0 (1)
Julius 0 (0)
The HCP 0 (-1)
Illmatic 0 (-1)
inconceivable 1 (-1) -1 Do you even know what this game has evolved into? Keep up
Kingspeed 0 (-2)

 

I blame the Fig Newton. Named after Boston suburb, Newton Massachusetts. How in the fuck did Charles Roser ever think the fucking fig was the best filling for a cookie. He is certainly no Sam Porcello, I’ll tell you that. So fig newton, please take your shitty self and fuck off. #teamoreo

 

I blame Colin Sullivan. That motherfucker was likely a Celtics fan and even though he got it in the end fuck him for all of his sleazy and dastardly doings, just an absolute rat bastard of a character. Fuck Boston, fuck dirty cops that get good cops killed and fuck the Celtics.

 

Turns out our tank is only *mostly* dead.

Miracle Max was never to blame, but tonight Chauncey Billups will be more Prince Humperdink than The Princess Bride.

 

The Brits, who put high taxes on tea. And the rest is history.

 

I blame :
Mark Fucking Walhberg
John Fucking Kerry
Tom Fucking Brady
and them Fucking Celtic Witches......

 

It will be the Celtics fault the Blazers are even in this game because they and like every other decent team will sit most of their starting unit.

 

I’ll go with the “Wicked Pritch of the West”. If that MF goes all wimp being back in his home state, the Blazers win. If he’s that ridiculous guy who stuck 9 threes last month in Boston, we get the loss.

 

Asa Lovejoy. That insane person wanted to name OUR beautiful city after his garbage home town of Boston, Mass. Can you imagine? If that fool hadn't lost the coin flip to Francis Pettygrove, we'd have a matchup of the Boston Celtics vs the Boston Trail Blazers this afternoon. Disgusting.

 

I blame Portland for drafting Mychal Thompson instead of Larry Fucking Bird. WTF?!?

Sorry, I don't really know his middle name and I don't think it's as relevant. So I'm rolling with it...

 

I will blame Payton Prichard for going ballistic on us again. Face it, he really wants us to trade for him!

 

The Combat Zone

 

Brian Scalabrine for having a much longer career than he ever should have and then beating up on a bunch of short nobodies post playing career.

 

The leprechauns are to blame. They have way too much luck and never give away their gold.

 

Danny ainge, he pretty much lay the foundation to that Celtics team. Oregon born no less.

 

This fucking team finally lost and took a step forward in their rebuilding process. Thank you all for playing

Standings
Andalusion 1 (92) +2 He should have been our savior, not theirs
Hoop Guru 1 (90) +3 for the 3 biggest bitches in New England
Sly 1 (89) +2 Always
Riverman 1 (88) +2 He is a little bitch, isn't he
Ptld platypus 1 (88) +2 How do you like them apples
MM 1 (87) +2 Fucking fig newtons are the worst
Quatro 1 (86) +2 Fuck them. That little bitch, Lucky, helped give me type 2 diabetes
Phat 1 (78) +2 It's Joe
blazerkor 1 (61) +2 That bitch Colin Sullivan should just depart already
crandc 1 (60) +2 Fuck the British and their fucked up teeth
e_blazer 1 (59) +2 Would love to get fast PP on the Blazers
SheedSoNasty 1 (58) +2 He's closer to Lebron than we are to him
RR7 0 (58)
Lawai’a 1 (46) +3 Strong, strong entry
SharpeScooterShooter 0 (22)
Mick Zagger 0 (19)
Chris Craig 0 (16)
BlazerBeav 1 (15) +2 Boston Blazers sounds great
everything beagle 1 (14) +3 The Conductor is awful and an extra point for Miracle Max
Eastoff 0 (12)
SwissBlazer 0 (11)
Cugel 0 (11)
Ironman 1 (8) +2 Well, well, well, look who came crawling back to the game of games. Still not in double figures. -1 for being a pompous ass
Wook 0 (7)
Dozer 0 (6)
Amiricon 0 (5)
Wizenheimer 0 (5)
Domihatin 0 (4)
Sedatedfork 0 (4)
Irish Trader 0 (4)
Blazerfan11 0 (3)
jlprk 0 (3)
Blazinaway 0 (2)
BBert 0 (2)
Pinwheel1 0 (2)
PCmor7 0 (1)
Ripcity4life77 0 (1)
tlongII 0 (1)
Shaboid 0 (1)
Stomp 0 (1)
Kano John 0 (1)
Rasta 0 (1)
Big Bailes 0 (1)
Foxx 0 (1)
Hailblazers 0 (1)
Julius 0 (0)
The HCP 0 (-1)
Illmatic 0 (-1)
inconceivable 1 (-1) -1 Do you even know what this game has evolved into? Keep up
Kingspeed 0 (-2)

 

So me coming back made it the “Game of Games”.
Nice!

 

Already the game 0f games you pompous ass. -1