Forum Game Whose fault will it be: Kings edition

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  1. Mediocre Man

    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

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    This game has a lot of importance. Hopefully the team does wat needs to be done and loses this one on a big way. It helps in the standing. It helps with our potential lotto pick and most importantly it may shut some of the lemmings up

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    Andalusion 1 (95) +2 Love this joke
    Hoop Guru 1 (93) +2 Always a fan of batshit crazy laws
    Riverman 1 (91) +2 EXACTLY
    Ptld platypus 1 (91) +2 Drew Carey Show was fantastic. Be better. He's not great at the Price is Right though, so no negative points for your horrible take on the Drew Carey Show
    MM 1 (90) +2 Great rant. I would give myself more points but you bitched would whine about it
    Quatro 1 (89) +2 He's the biggest bitch and has ruined the NBA
    Sly 0 (89)
    Phat 1 (82) +3 He's just a massive cunt
    blazerkor 1 (63) +1 I will not tolerate any PUSA slander.
    crandc 1 (63) +2 History for the win
    e_blazer 1 (62) +2 The whole state sucks
    SheedSoNasty 1 (60) +1 Too easy. You are better than this
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    Lawai’a 1 (49) +2 Like The HCP's stomach. Solid
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    inconceivable 1 (-1) -1 Do you even know what this game has evolved into? Keep up
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  2. Hoopguru

    Hoopguru Well-Known Member

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    I blame them damn thieves in Sac town, as Its the Town where Catalytic Converters go to be re-homed. Dick Wads
     
  3. andalusian

    andalusian Season - Restarted

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    I blame Sacramento for having the Kings. It ruins the joke that there are now only 5 kings in the world, the one in England and the 4 in the cards pack.

    You have the capital of California Sacramento, that should be enough for you.
     
  4. PtldPlatypus

    PtldPlatypus Let's go Baby Blazers! Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    I'd like to come up with something clever, creative, or historical, but today I'm just going to blame everyone who's rooting for the Trail Blazers to win this game based on a misguided notion that pursuing and reaching the play-in would somehow be beneficial to the franchise.
     
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    crandc Well-Known Member

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    Not only did they steal what will always be the OAKLAND A's, we fought a revolution in 1776 to get rid of kings and anyone who thinks they should be. No kings!
     
  6. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    kjironman1 Well-Known Member

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    The King of America!
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  8. e_blazer

    e_blazer Rip City Fan

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    What a masterful (yet shameless) suck-up to MM. I only wish I had thought of it first. I name you the King of Suck-ups and, therefore, blame you.
     
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  9. Mediocre Man

    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

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    I blame the fucking ghost town under the city of Sacramento. This fucking thing even resurfaces during droughts. WTF Sacramento? Get your fucking shit together and keep things buried that are buried. No one needs to be seeing fucking ghost towns resurface because it's not raining, Fuck this piece of shit city
     
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    lawai'a Well-Known Member

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    the blazers' coaching staff / effective / affective dept. of navel gazing
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    I have to blame the Sun Kings. This is still relevant today too.

     
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    Hey I don't hate Vlade Divac but what the fuck was he thinking when he tipped that defensive rebound out towards the three point line in game 4 of the 2002 WCF. It set Big Shot Bob up and gave the Lakers another championship. It also robbed the Kings of a chance to win their first championship which would make them a lot less pathetic as a franchise. Terrible play, historic implications. Fuck that tip, fuck the Kings for being a shitty franchise and fuck the Lakers because fuck the Lakers. Also fuck the Kings for being better than us right now which is really depressing considering how bad they've been historically.
     
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    Doug Christie...because he's Doug Christie
     
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    Phatguysrule Well-Known Member

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    I blame the city of Sacramento. What a shit city. There's really nothing cool there, it gets hotter than hell, and the smog makes it hard for my kids to even do anything outside.

    What a shit hole.
     
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    I blame Burger King. Nobody thinks you’re the king of anything. I once ordered fries there and got a box of half cooked onion rings. The Whopper has gone down hill and their mascot is a creepy AF.
     
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  16. Mediocre Man

    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

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    Some solid bitching. Great effort

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    Andalusion 1 (97) +1 There are 43 Kings, not including a deck of cards, Sacramento or LA
    Hoop Guru 1 (95) +1 No one cares about Catalytic Converters
    Riverman 1 (94) +2 I never liked him.....or his bat shit crazy wife
    Ptld platypus 1 (94) +2 all of them are fucktards
    MM 1 (93) +2 Great rant that is not getting enough love
    Quatro 1 (93) +3 Game of Zones was solid
    Sly 1 (92) +2 King Charles is a cuck
    Phat 1 (85) +2 A complete shit city
    blazerkor 1 (66) +2 It was too long and I got bored reading it, but I assume it was good.
    crandc 1 (66) +2 Fuck stealing the A's.....until Las Vegas gets them
    e_blazer 1 (66) +3 There are levels to this one
    SheedSoNasty 1 (64) +3 This one made me laugh
    RR7 0 (58)
    Lawai’a 1 (52) +2 They are the worst
    SharpeScooterShooter 0 (22)
    Mick Zagger 0 (19)
    Chris Craig 0 (16)
    BlazerBeav 0 (15)
    everything beagle 0 (14)
    Ironman 1 (12) +3 The absolute worst
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    inconceivable 1 (-1) -1 Do you even know what this game has evolved into? Keep up
    Kingspeed 0 (-2)
     
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