Alright, mother fuckers, We need this game. Sit Sharpe and Avdija......For the Love of God Standings Hoop Guru 1 (102) +2 Blood pudding is the worst Andalusion 1 (102) +2 What do you call an ugly dinosaur? Am eye-saur Ptld platypus 1 (100) +2 Swirsky is the reason broadcasters shouldn't vote. He is a bitch MM 1 (100) +3 Mine is brilliant. Fuck your feelings Quatro 1 (98) +2 Be careful with the John Candy slander Riverman 1 (97) +2 Tariffs are asinine. If you do not agree, please attend an economics class Sly 1 (95) +2 Didn't they also draft that big white stiff, Bryant Reaves? Phat 1 (91) +2 Love this. Very clever blazerkor 0 (72) +2 What color do you think you are, orange? crandc 1 (72) +2 can you be too nice? The answer is yes, btw e_blazer 0 (62) SheedSoNasty 0 (60) RR7 0 (58) Lawai’a 1 (55) +1 This one is too smart for me. Know your judges SharpeScooterShooter 0 (22) Mick Zagger 0 (19) Ironman 1 (17) +2 Fuck both of them Chris Craig 0 (16) BlazerBeav 0 (15) everything beagle 0 (14) Eastoff 0 (12) SwissBlazer 0 (11) Cugel 0 (11) Wook 0 (7) BoBoBrewski 1 (6) +2 1 for each band Dozer 0 (6) Amiricon 0 (5) Wizenheimer 0 (5) Domihatin 0 (4) Sedatedfork 0 (4) Irish Trader 0 (4) Blazerfan11 0 (3) jlprk 0 (3) Blazinaway 0 (2) BBert 0 (2) Pinwheel1 0 (2) PCmor7 0 (1) Ripcity4life77 0 (1) tlongII 0 (1) Shaboid 0 (1) Stomp 0 (1) Kano John 0 (1) Rasta 0 (1) Big Bailes 0 (1) Foxx 0 (1) Hailblazers 0 (1) Julius 0 (0) The HCP 0 (-1) Illmatic 0 (-1) inconceivable 1 (-1) -1 Do you even know what this game has evolved into? Keep up Kingspeed 0 (-2)
I'm going to take the low hanging fruit and blame Mrs O'leary's cow for not knocking over enough lanterns to burn the entire city of Chicago to the ground.
Da Bulls are a typical Mid West, meat and potatoes organization. After all, they get their name from the Union Stockyards / Slaughter houses Chicago is known for. Benny the Bull even has blood on the tips of his horns! We're getting gored in the nuts!
People who try to short-sell in a Bull market. Like the Blazers organization trying to short-sell the rebuild in a good draft year. Man oh man.
Stu Inman... Your close personal friend, and one of the best coaches in the game, just coached this guy and told you to draft him regardless of need. You did some good stuff. But, fuck you for this one, Stu.
Baseball. Had Jordan not had the itch to be a mediocre minor league baseball player, Bulls win eight titles.
I blame that bitch of a snooty Maitre D' at Chez Quiz restaurant that wouldn't let poor Abe Frohman sit and eat in peace. He assumed Ferris wasn't who he said he was, and profiling is illegal, AND wrong. So fuck that French bitch
The stupid MF who nicknamed it “Shy Town”. What a dumb nickname. Nothing shy about that place at all.
If we win this mother fucking game I'm going to be furious. The fact is that if we win this and end up behind the Bulls in the lotto they will get a chance to compete for a playoff spot in the play-ins but if they fail to do the unlikely and win two road games against teams with better records than they have then they will have had that experience and still get a better lotto position than us and in all likelihood... unless we move up from 10, the Bulls will still pick in front of us. The idea is infuriating. The way we've just played the fool to all of these other tanking teams and acted like these wins are good for us during the run just previous to the trade deadline and since has been a bit humiliating as a fan of the team. The buck has to stop somewhere for this massive failure to see beyond the immediate. Some might find that the fault lies with Chauncey but I've always felt like the coach should be allowed to coach his players to play their best. Some might say then that the fault falls to Joe Cronin who is almost for sure the person deciding who is sitting for "injury reasons"... I'm going to trust the connections and intuitions of the OP of this thread, the MC of this game and the MM of our forum. @Mediocre Man if you didn't read any of the above that's fine sir just know that ultimately it boils down to FUCK BERT KOLDE!!! This coattail riding mother fucker seems to be the one who can't get out of the way of our team's future success. So fuck Bert for not letting this team do the prudent thing, fuck Bert for making a game like this that should be meaningless, end up so potentially consequential and fuck Bert for pretending that he owns our team when in reality we have no owner just a trust... a trust that fucking Bert Kolde really seems to be breaking on many levels.
We did it. T minus 4 games until a possible coaching change Standings Hoop Guru 1 (105) +2 The more you know Andalusion 1 (105) +2 Asinine Ptld platypus 1 (103) +2 O’Leary sounds Irish, so she was probably drunk and left the fucking gate open for that fat fuck of a cow to escape and burn the city down MM 1 (103) +1 This dude was a real bitch Quatro 1 (101) +2 Maybe just parent better? Riverman 1 (100) +2 You say this like it’s a bad thing Sly 1 (98) +2 The only answer? Get over yourself Phat 1 (95) +3 Biggest fail in Blazers history blazerkor 1 (74) +1 Too long, but I’m in a place where sucking up to me is important crandc 1 (75) +2 He looked like Darryl Strawberry on crack. Wait, I’m being told Darryl Strawberry was that good ON crack e_blazer 1 (65) +2 This one made me laugh SheedSoNasty 0 (60) RR7 0 (58) Lawai’a 0 (55) SharpeScooterShooter 0 (22) Mick Zagger 0 (19) Ironman 0 (17) Chris Craig 0 (16) BlazerBeav 0 (15) everything beagle 0 (14) Eastoff 0 (12) SwissBlazer 0 (11) Cugel 0 (11) Wook 0 (7) BoBoBrewski 1 (8) +1 Who has this many God damn music references? Dozer 0 (6) Amiricon 0 (5) Wizenheimer 0 (5) Domihatin 0 (4) Sedatedfork 0 (4) Irish Trader 0 (4) Blazerfan11 0 (3) jlprk 0 (3) Blazinaway 0 (2) BBert 0 (2) Pinwheel1 0 (2) PCmor7 0 (1) Ripcity4life77 0 (1) tlongII 0 (1) Shaboid 0 (1) Stomp 0 (1) Kano John 0 (1) Rasta 0 (1) Big Bailes 0 (1) Foxx 0 (1) Hailblazers 0 (1) Julius 0 (0) The HCP 0 (-1) Illmatic 0 (-1) inconceivable 1 (-1) -1 Do you even know what this game has evolved into? Keep up Kingspeed 0 (-2)
