Forum Game Whose fault will it be: Jazz edition

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  1. Mediocre Man

    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

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    Do your thing. Getting some treatment for my boo-boo. Updates tomorrow

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    Hoop Guru 1 (108) +2 I've met Pop. He was nice to my kids, so there is that?
    Andalusion 1 (108) +2 So good. Spurs related and orange man bashing all in one post.
    Ptld platypus 1 (106) +2 The Exxon Valdes and Joseph Hazelwood can just fuck right off
    MM 1 (104)
    Riverman 1 (103) +2 But are we tanking, or are we just....meh?
    Sly 1 (101) +2 Smart choice. We all suck ass....and not in the good way
    Quatro 0 (101)
    Phat 1 (98) +2 Churros are a bitch. AND they cause diabetes
    crandc 1 (78) +2 This is a great call
    blazerkor 1 (77) +2 We've all been sayin it
    e_blazer 1 (68) +2 I first read it as impotence, which would have been worth more points
    SheedSoNasty 0 (60)
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    Lawai’a 0 (55)
    SharpeScooterShooter 0 (22)
    Ironman 1 (20) +2 Congrats, asshole. You finally made it to 20 points
    Mick Zagger 0 (19)
    Chris Craig 1 (18) +1 Mine what? What does this even mean? Is it brilliant or fucking stupid?
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    Sloth 1 (4) +3 Where has this awesomeness been all season? Fuck you for depriving us of your wit
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  2. crandc

    crandc Well-Known Member

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    The morons who, after moving the team from New Orleans to Salt Lake City, kept the name Jazz, which properly belongs to New Orleans, in a city that had zero jazz clubs.
     
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  3. PtldPlatypus

    PtldPlatypus Let's go Baby Blazers! Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Gonna have to blame the man who led the mid-1800's Mormon migration, who--as Rodney Dangerfield famously said--followed the mantra, "I don't care how you bring 'em, as long as you Brigham Young".
     
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    blazerkor Well-Known Member

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    Fuck the Jazz for knowing when to tank and fuck us for not knowing. We won't play another tanking team again due to our last two games being against competitive teams so I blame Blazers trust managers for all of this. That being said, while I can't figure what coach or team initially decided to tank and I can't seem to pinpoint who invented and coined the term tank to mean a sealed off capsule to hold something, I can put the ultimate blame on the inventor of this...
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    Sir William Ashbee Tritton invented the tank in 1915 England and all tanks and tanking since then has been his fault. Fuck that guy. May he rot in hell for in some abstract way being the inventor of intentionally losing... which I only hate right now because we can't seem to do it correctly.
     
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  5. andalusian

    andalusian Season - Restarted

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    First, hope your your treatment goes as well and as easily as possible.

    As for who's fault it will be. It's Google and their shitty AI.

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    e_blazer Rip City Fan

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    Kenny Gee. The guy is to Jazz what Kraft macaroni and cheese is to the real deal.
     
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    Pinwheel1 Well-Known Member

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    Agree completely.

    But I do have to admit they do (or at least did) have an awesome Jazz festival every August. It was the highlight of my time living there.
    Sitting on the ski slopes looking down on the stage, they brought in top talent every year.
     
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    Phatguysrule Well-Known Member

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    Fuck Karl Malone for being a POS (Statutory rape, deadbeat dad, etc) and fuck Stockton for being an antivaxer.

    I used to really respect those guys.

    Ok, I still respect Stockton. Sucks that he's such a public antivaxer though.
     
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    Evan Turner for pretending to remember HCP at his hotel yesterday! Who knows why ET is in Utah?HCP now feels like he's rubbin' elbows with the big boys!
     
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    BoBoBREWSKI BURP!

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    Rancid drummer and Utah resident Branden Steineckert. :smiley-smiley-049:
     
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    BoBoBREWSKI BURP!

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    Hope it goes well!
     
  12. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    I blame Mrs @THE HCP for not coming up with other ways to get HCP out of the house for days at a time.

    Last road game of the season always sucks.
     
  13. Mediocre Man

    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

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    If The HCP isn’t suiting up because no one is available to play, the Blazers are fools. So I blame all the fools. Gold, the one on the hill, everyone Mr T was mad at, The Who and April. Fuck the fools!!!!
     
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    The hell with the mailman. One of the dirtiest players of all-time. Liked to raise his knees into Brian Grants nuts while going to the hoop.
     
  15. Mediocre Man

    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

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    They finally did it. Congrats to the Blazers on pulling their collective heads out of their asses. Thanks to Camara for missing a bunny.

    Standings
    Hoop Guru 1 (111) +2 He was so dirty, I think he elbowed one of the under age girls he was with
    Andalusion 1 (111) +2 Google is shit for that. Although Stockton and Malone might have pushed us past the Bulls, so.....
    Ptld platypus 1 (110) +3 Bashing the Mormons while quoting the great Rodney Dangerfield is fantastic.
    MM 1 (108) +3 Mine was funny as fuck.
    Riverman 1 (106) +2 Evan Turner was the one rubbing elbows with the big boys. I'm convinced the C in HCP stands for cholesterol
    Sly 1 (104) She's great at lying down, bending over and kneeling, but not so great at stepping up when needed.
    Quatro 0 (101)
    Phat 1 (101) +2 Dude, so angry! Maybe get a stress ball?
    crandc 1 (81) +2 None whatsoever. One of the dumbest nicknames is sports
    blazerkor 1 (80) +2 Wow, this seems personal. Thoughts and prayers
    e_blazer 1 (71) +2 Easy with the Kraft mac and cheese slander
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    RR7 0 (58)
    Lawai’a 0 (55)
    SharpeScooterShooter 0 (22)
    Ironman 0 (20)
    Mick Zagger 0 (19)
    Chris Craig 0 (18)
    BlazerBeav 0 (15)
    everything beagle 0 (14)
    Eastoff 0 (12)
    BoBoBrewski 1 (11) +2 I think you're just trying to piss me off at this point
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    Cugel 0 (11)
    Wook 0 (7)
    Dozer 0 (6)
    Amiricon 0 (5)
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    Foxx 0 (1)
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    The HCP 0 (-1)
    Illmatic 0 (-1)
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