Brain worm took his grandchildren and went swimming in Potomac tributary that is closed for swimming due to unsafe levels of bacterial contamination from human feces. Brain worm literally does not accept germ theory of disease so swimming in shit is just cool for his grandchildren.
Trump named personal attorney Todd Blanche, who unsuccessfully defended him in his trial on 34 felonies, librarian for Library of Congress. Blanche has no experience in librarianship but he is white and male. Above all loyal to Trump.
Trump's Monday schedule: Illegally fired all Democrats on board of Consumer Product Safety Commission Ended funding for research and treatment of infant heart disease. Did you vote for that? Ended funding for veterinary care for horses National Park rangers ride Ended funding for printer cartridges for Social Security offices Overturned a Biden executive order to have Medicare cover weight loss drugs. So much winning!
Eh, that wouldn't be able to make enough food for him. And anyway, isn't Air Force One stocked with Big Macs?
According to Pentagon, before he could fly in the plane they have to completely take it apart to check for hidden cameras, microphones etc. This will cost more than buying a new plane.
