Rasheed Wallace's Hilarious "Welcome to the NBA" Story

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  1. BlazerWookee

    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    He won a championship because he was able to be a phenomenal fourth wheel rather than a pretty good second banana.
     
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    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    And Scottie Pippen's.
     
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    I agree that Sheed was never a criminal or threat to the public. Almost certainly less so than Zbo.
     
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    My dream player would have Sheed's physical skills and Dame's attitude.
     
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    4th wheel lol, keep hate alive!

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    Sheed is so lucky he was Sabonis's teammate. Probably why he's still alive...







    Sheed, blaming Sabonis and Dunleavy:
    Good idea, Sheed, that would solve everything!

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    Okay Sheed. Now that Davis is gone and Old Sabonis can't sub out anymore, what's the master plan for the remaining 39 minutes?
     
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