Blazers are for Sale

Discussion in 'Portland Trail Blazers' started by CJ_is_Gone, May 13, 2025.

  1. SharpesTriumph

    SharpesTriumph Well-Known Member

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    Got me thinking how much Taylor Swift is worth....

    So 1.6 billion - if she sold everything she owned and moved to a shack she still couldn't buy half the team.
     
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    SharpesTriumph Well-Known Member

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    Kelce is worth a whole 90 million. So less than Allen Crabbe or Evan Turner.
     
  3. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    That spectacle would get old real fast.
     
  4. julius

    julius I wonder if there's beer on the sun Staff Member Global Moderator

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    What do you mean would?

    It already is
     
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    Uh no. Ask your daughter.
     
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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    YES!

    We could even name our WNBA after Taylor, the Portland Swifts!

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  7. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    You need to get a hobby. Are you this tense and angry in real life? Or is this your real life? Seriously FAMS. Not sure there is anybody in here who angry types as much as you.
     
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    kjironman1 Well-Known Member

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    I used to “Angry Type” but I gave it up when I got old enough to know better.
     
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    dviss1 Emcee Referee

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    GREAT IDEA. I'm 100% for this.
     
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    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    Ask any females 10-25…. You couldn’t be more wrong.
     
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    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    This afternoon, Taylor swift acquired all of her original recordings that her first producer pretty much stole from her. She just doubled her worth.
     
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    SharpesTriumph Well-Known Member

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    No, the recordings weren't free. Id think she probably reduced her net worth right now.

    Also none of that could help her buy the Blazers. It's not a home poker game where she can bet her recordings in a pot of Holdem to buy the Blazers.
     
  13. julius

    julius I wonder if there's beer on the sun Staff Member Global Moderator

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    I think he means the media obsession with Travis and her, not her being a potential owner.
     
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    HailBlazers RipCity

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    Swiftie? For real!?
     
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    dviss1 Emcee Referee

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    The Swifts is cool. Represents the town. Has nothing to do with Taylor and her horrible "music".
     
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    Then add Stromile Swift to the coaching staff.
     
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    Actually she will now re-release the other two albums and make another billion.
     

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