The story of when I once tried to buy the Blazers

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  1. crandc

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    Do dogs wear underwear?
     
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    But what about a dog's?
     
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    All these $50 for banning people and you had to spend it all on hookers and blow.
     
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    You should see how much he spends on Kibbles and Bits.
     
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    How many fans would it take to buy the team?

    Lets say the team sells for $5 billion.

    it would take 50,000,000 fans donating $100

    It would take 5,000,000 fans donating $1000

    It would take 500,000 fans donating $10,000.
     
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    Biggest lottery jackpot is $2.04 billion, we would just need to hit that 3 times.
     
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    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    Ya shoulda hired a Lady of the night to seduce Allen into a scandal of sorts to up the chances of sale success
     
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    Or maybe your handle SlyPokerDog got out and sorta muddled things with the reputation department?
     
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    I don't doubt many tried.

    I never tried to buy the Blazers. But in 1999 I wanted to buy tickets to second round playoff series against Jazz. First they said they would sell on line but made last minute decision to switch to in person sales. I live out of state. Called Blazers and explained to lady I can't drive up there on short notice to buy tickets. Nice lady said she would hold tickets for me to purchase when I arrived. Blazers won series. I was happy.
     
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    you need to have a net worth of more than just the selling price to operate the business and eat
     
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