Mark Mason makes me feel like a dirty, dirty boy....or

Not that they would admit anyway. And there's the sea of lurkers and their silent cries of reverent respect, all wordlessly mouthing their confirmation of my astute observations of Mr. Mason.

 

I love his voice and how he announces players and especially in their native language and such. I think you guys just aren't capable of humor, unless it's a very particular brand of humor. Don't you like Sven and Ole jokes? Most of those are quite blue and risque.

 

Interesting look. Trying to gaslight someone into thinking that their stance was somehow age related and that the very warranted response by multiple people was out of line. Usually Jokes are funny. When you have to explain that what you are saying is a joke or sarcasm it's usually best to not say it or use green font.

 

Anyone who doesn't see the obvious joking nature of the thread and OP must be particularly blind when it comes to such things. Let me ask you, you ACTUALLY thought someone was seriously calling Mr. Mason a diagnosed pervert and took offense? I'm genuinely surprised by that.

 

Now THIS is offensive, wrong and talk about childish! Haha. Special place? You're really going to talk about my special place feeling funny? And whether something is funny or not is a matter of opinion. You don't speak for everyone. I showed every member of my immediate and non-immediate family (my in-laws and even their friends and acquaintances) this thread and they all fell into a fit of apoplexy at the absurdity of it and nearly choked out laughing at the posts therein, especially the offended and dramatic replies. Not only that, half the employees at a Fred Meyers that I frequent laughed harder than I've seen a group of misfits laugh in a LONG time and most of them spit out the food they were consuming in the break room that I went into in which to generously share this comedy GOLD!

One little guy, we'll call him Pedro, ran up the wall to do a wall-flip while he was chortling with tears in his beady eyes and failed halfway up and ended up crashing down on his head and had to be taken to the ER. I regret that, but I had to find out if this stuff was funny or not.

 

Brilliant! And does the team still have that red-headed dancer from the past few years?

 

I truly wish I could find a clip online of him saying this line, getting back on topic. If it could be played for all to hear, you would see what it is that I am talking about. To be clear, I don't think Mark is a perv or maybe I should say, no more than any of us, but I think it's an unintentional tone that he has.

 

Id just like to say, as an oft misunderstood poster, sarcasm and angst look much the same in words online. Im still learning that. my advise is I wouldn't assume anyone ever knows your intent. Make your intent known and don't allow others to assume.

 

I'm talking about in just the last couple of years. I'm too lazy to go and find photos of the squad. Aren't most of them easy on the eyes? Or are we talking particularly easy on the eyes? I wouldn't really know because I don't take much notice with the hottest wife ever sitting next to me. When I see the dancers, I'm just reminded that I'm very fortunate and lucky to have such a gorgeous creature like that as my wife at my side enjoying the game with me. AAAAAAAND she can speak eloquently, is very clever and has a sharp wit....and became a HUGE fan of the team. Life is grand.

 

That is GREAT advice and very well, put. I have noticed your posts are quality from the beginning.

 

Lol. You are very new here. Ill be the first to admit my posts are often far from quality. This forum will back me up on that 100%.

 

Well, quality is as quality does. Just as funny is as funny does. Ask Forrest about Jenny. Jenny is as Jenny does.

 

Well don’t assume people on the internet have the baseline intelligence necessary to decipher sarcasm to begin with. A realist at least would look at their audience.

 

I'll tell you one thing.... Mark Mason wouldn't have taken Yang over Cooper Flagg, and for that he should be ostracized.

 

Seems I'm not the only one who thought this?

Maybe you should go back and apologize?

 

I must say, I am very disappointed in the forum.
I thought FOR SURE this would be my most liked post ever and would rack up the numbers in record time.

I think the forum is losing a step.