You know how the right kept saying that Democrats would go on an "Apology" tour as a way to undermine them? Well, I'd like to start off by apologizing to the future of America, because god damnit we're fucked.
In 2050, Dems are going to build a monument to how sorry they are for letting this happen. It'll be torn down by conservatives in 2130 when it's time for this shit to happen again.