From the Smoking Gun</p> <font color="#ffffff">[background=#0000ff]AUGUST 10--A Washington man's karaoke performance of a Coldplay song apparently triggered a female bar patron to attack him early yesterday at a Seattle bar. According to a Seattle Police Department report, a copy of which you can find below, Lindsey Lawrence, 21, assaulted the unnamed victim while he was performing with "two other subjects" at Changes Tavern, where patrons sing karaoke Wednesday and Thursday night from 9 PM until 1 AM. When the assault victim launched into Coldplay's "Yellow," Lawrence allegedly told the man that his "singing sucked" and that the song "fucking sucked." She then grabbed at the man's microphone and "pushed him and punched him in order to get him to stop singing," cops reported. When employees escorted Lawrence from the bar, she "became very violent" and struck several other people (and was hostile towards police and fire department medics who responded to the scene). Lawrence was booked into the Seattle Correctional Facility, where she is currently being held on an investigation of assault rap. It is unclear why Coldplay's music apparently made Lawrence snap, though a famous June 2005 New York Times appraisal by Jon Pareles may offer an insight. The critic called the British group "the most insufferable band of the decade," adding that, "the lyrics can make me wish I didn't understand English."[/font]</font></p> </p>
*sigh* I like Coldplay! But I am a girl, so that might explain it </p> I'll have to play their songs all the way to Indy when we move, just to annoy the hell out of you! </p>
omg thats funny as hell... hahahahaha</p> what would happen if he followed it up with some maroon 5...anyone?</p>
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Downunderwonder)</div><div class='quotemain'> omg thats funny as hell... hahahahaha</p> what would happen if he followed it up with some maroon 5...anyone?</p> </div></p> Now I feel weird, I like Marron 5. lol </p>
Uh oh, better stop that torrent for Not to Late Before Long.....that I'm not downloading...a friend is...not me.
When reached for comment, the assulted man's lawyer stated "I'm just thankful that he didn't choose any worse music like that pop crap from Shakira, Avril or Nickelback. If he had done that, my client would likely be dead right now."
