Court Tomorrow

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  1. GMJ

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Z&AElig;)</div><div class='quotemain'>

    I have to go to a mental institution. See everyone soon.</p>

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ghoti)</div><div class='quotemain'>Wow. I am really mad about this bullshiz. It's an obvious trap and it should be illegal. How the fudge do they justify charging over $400 for that infraction? Man, this is some real fascist crap. I wish some lawyer would tear North Bergan a new asshole. Hey, lukewarmplay, arent you a lawyer or in the process of becoming one? What do you think about this kind of garbage?</div>

    I'm no lawyer- maybe you're thinking of justasking? But I agree, that's an exorbitant amount. That's apporaching Virginia levels, and they're fighting it out in court over there. Did they offer the same deal to everyone, ZAE? </p>
     
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    You should said. 'I'll pay right now' and pulled your pants down and just ripped one of those juicy farts where a little bit trickles out.
     
  5. Petey

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (lukewarmplay)</div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ghoti)</div><div class='quotemain'>Wow. I am really mad about this bullshiz. It's an obvious trap and it should be illegal. How the fudge do they justify charging over $400 for that infraction? Man, this is some real fascist crap. I wish some lawyer would tear North Bergan a new asshole. Hey, lukewarmplay, arent you a lawyer or in the process of becoming one? What do you think about this kind of garbage?</div>

    I'm no lawyer- maybe you're thinking of justasking? But I agree, that's an exorbitant amount. That's apporaching Virginia levels, and they're fighting it out in court over there. Did they offer the same deal to everyone, ZAE? </p> </div>

    justasking? is a doctor.</p>

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  6. ZAE

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (lukewarmplay)</div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ghoti)</div><div class='quotemain'>Wow. I am really mad about this bullshiz. It's an obvious trap and it should be illegal. How the fudge do they justify charging over $400 for that infraction? Man, this is some real fascist crap. I wish some lawyer would tear North Bergan a new asshole. Hey, lukewarmplay, arent you a lawyer or in the process of becoming one? What do you think about this kind of garbage?</div>

    I'm no lawyer- maybe you're thinking of justasking? But I agree, that's an exorbitant amount. That's apporaching Virginia levels, and they're fighting it out in court over there. Did they offer the same deal to everyone, ZAE? </p> </div>

    I'm not to sure, the prosecutor took everyone aside separately and made a deal with everyone, my court date was originally in October but I called and had it moved up. I assume everyone that got pulled over the day I did is still scheduled for October. I bet the city hits that spot whenever it needs money because I herd two cops talking about all the people they pull over "making lefts off Seacaucus Rd."</p>

    The judge saw me and asked if I pled guilty to the "unsafe driving" offience and I said yes. He told me at to go pay dow stairs and breafly explained the money, $250 goes to Motor Vehicle to take the points off, $33 in court fees and I'm not to sure about the rest, the orignal ticket was $85. </p>
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Z&AElig;)</div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (lukewarmplay)</div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ghoti)</div><div class='quotemain'>Wow. I am really mad about this bullshiz. It's an obvious trap and it should be illegal. How the fudge do they justify charging over $400 for that infraction? Man, this is some real fascist crap. I wish some lawyer would tear North Bergan a new asshole. Hey, lukewarmplay, arent you a lawyer or in the process of becoming one? What do you think about this kind of garbage?</div>

    I'm no lawyer- maybe you're thinking of justasking? But I agree, that's an exorbitant amount. That's apporaching Virginia levels, and they're fighting it out in court over there. Did they offer the same deal to everyone, ZAE? </p> </div>

    I'm not to sure, the prosecutor took everyone aside separately and made a deal with everyone, my court date was originally in October but I called and had it moved up. I assume everyone that got pulled over the day I did is still scheduled for October. I bet the city hits that spot whenever it needs money because I herd two cops talking about all the people they pull over "making lefts off Seacaucus Rd."</p>

    The judge saw me and asked if I pled guilty to the "unsafe driving" offience and I said yes. He told me at to go pay dow stairs and breafly explained the money, $250 goes to Motor Vehicle to take the points off, $33 in court fees and I'm not to sure about the rest, the orignal ticket was $85. </p></div>

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    "To take the points off" sounds super sketchy, as does the whole process. Not sure how much you can do about, though. I can find out, if you're interested.</p>
     
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    Shoulda just "took the pants off".
     
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    What's the over/under on ZAE going to a federal-pound-me-in-the-ass-prison?
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga)</div><div class='quotemain'>What's the over/under on ZAE going to a federal-pound-me-in-the-ass-prison?</div></p>

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    Prison?</p>

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  13. ghoti

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    Did you get charged for moving the court date?</p>

    Otherwise, what the hell is that $250 for? It's a bribe to take away your points? This is so wrong. How can they get away with this kind of sh*t?</p>

    Somebody has to hold those theives accountable.</p>
     
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    I think it's time for a coup d'etat.</p>

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  15. ZAE

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    Did you get charged for moving the court date?</p>

    Otherwise, what the hell is that $250 for? It's a bribe to take away your points? This is so wrong. How can they get away with this kind of sh*t?</p>

    Somebody has to hold those theives accountable. </p></div>

    Nope, didn't charge me for moving the court date.</p>

    The system is really screwed up.</p>
     
  16. ghoti

    ghoti A PhD in Horribleness

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    C'mon!</p>

    Somebody must know an obnoxious grandstanding lawyer that wants to run for something. </p>

    Get that person over to North Bergan!</p>

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    Will Arnold Diaz help or does he just pick on hot dog vendors and dry cleaners?</p>
     

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