...we had sex, and I wore a condom. Days later, when I came down with a bad feve...

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  1. Petey

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    http://www.contracostatimes.com/living/ci_6725136</p>

    <span><span><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>Q: I am a lawyer. During a first date with another lawyer, we had sex, and I wore a condom. Days later, when I came down with a bad fever and couldn't determine the cause, she revealed that she had genital herpes. A judgeship will soon open up in her county, and she's a near lock for it. But if I report her lapse of sexual ethics, I doubt that the selection committee will pick her. Should I?</div></span></span></p>

    What would you do?</p>

    Find it kinda funny the guy was a little shocked considering he bagged her on the 1st date.</p>

    -Petey</p>
     
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    Re: ...we had sex, and I wore a condom. Days later, when I came down with a bad ...

    <font size="1">Denny Crane: "A woman knows these things, trust me"
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    Re: ...we had sex, and I wore a condom. Days later, when I came down with a bad ...

    Hell yeah. F*** that b****</p>

    On top of that I'd sue her for not disclosing her illness before hand. Since, hypothetically, I was wearing a condom, the fault lies on her end for what took place.</p>
     
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    Re: ...we had sex, and I wore a condom. Days later, when I came down with a bad ...

    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga)</div><div class='quotemain'>

    Hell yeah. F*** that b****</p>

    On top of that I'd sue her for not disclosing her illness before hand. Since, hypothetically, I was wearing a condom, the fault lies on her end for what took place. </p></div>

    </p> agreed. could it be possible to sue, tho??
     
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    Re: ...we had sex, and I wore a condom. Days later, when I came down with a bad ...

    I would sue the condom makers as well.
     
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    Re: ...we had sex, and I wore a condom. Days later, when I came down with a bad ...

    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CelticKing)</div><div class='quotemain'>I would sue the condom makers as well.</div></p>

    It's reported Condoms will only lower the chances, not prevent the spreading of Herpes.</p>

    -Petey</p>
     
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    Re: ...we had sex, and I wore a condom. Days later, when I came down with a bad ...

    Jessica Alba has herpes.</p>

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    We&rsquo;re going to apologize in advance to all the straight men out there, for ruining their Jessica Alba fantasies, but here goes&hellip;..</p>

    Jessica Alba(before she was Jessica Alba) used to date Derek Jeter, the serial celebrity dater, who plays for the NY Yankees. Well, our source who worked for one of their camps, had to refill her Valtrex prescription for her on a regular basis! Guess who she got it from&hellip;that&rsquo;s right&hellip;dirty Derek Jeter.</p>

    You know what this means don&rsquo;t YOU?!! All of his other famous relationships could have contracted the STD TOO! Derek&rsquo;s most famous sexual conquest include Mariah Carey, Jessica Alba, Vanessa Minnillo and most recently Jessica Biel. Which means JT could have it AAAHHH!!</p> <p align="center">[​IMG]</p>

    LADIES STOP SLEEPING WITH DEREK JETER!! 70% of all spreading happens when there is no sign of an outbreak ( we heard on the commercial, we don&rsquo;t study Herpes or anything like that.)</p>

    It&rsquo;s snarky we know but we&rsquo;re doing this as a community service to Hollywood, to warn the rest of you young starlets to stay away from those baseball guys cuz they are DIR - TY!!! </p>

    But then again, who doesn&rsquo;t have herpes in Hollywood, right?</div></p>

    http://laragmag.com/2007/08/09/la-rag-mag-...ek-jeter/</p>

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    Re: ...we had sex, and I wore a condom. Days later, when I came down with a bad ...

    What lies. LIES! LIES!!!</p>

    -Petey</p>
     
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    Crucify the bitch
     
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    Re: ...we had sex, and I wore a condom. Days later, when I came down with a bad ...

    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Petey)</div><div class='quotemain'>

    What lies. LIES! LIES!!!</p>

    -Petey </p>

    </div></p>

    I have another bombshell that I could drop on you, but I want to keep you alive [​IMG]</p>

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    Re: ...we had sex, and I wore a condom. Days later, when I came down with a bad ...

    I mean I don't know about you guys, but I wasn't going to sleep with Jessica Alba anyway...
     
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    Re: ...we had sex, and I wore a condom. Days later, when I came down with a bad ...

    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga)</div><div class='quotemain'>I mean I don't know about you guys, but I wasn't going to sleep with Jessica Alba anyway...</div>

    atleast not with her actually in the room</p>
     
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    Re: ...we had sex, and I wore a condom. Days later, when I came down with a bad ...

    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (TheBeef)</div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga)</div><div class='quotemain'>I mean I don't know about you guys, but I wasn't going to sleep with Jessica Alba anyway...</div>

    atleast not with her actually in the room</p></div>

    Zing! Thats severly Pwned!</p>

    Who are we kidding, could you resist Alba in the flesh? I thinks not!</p>
     
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    Re: ...we had sex, and I wore a condom. Days later, when I came down with a bad ...

    Look Ma, different rooms!</p>

    [​IMG] </p>

    If someone thinks that's too over the top, just take it down [​IMG]</p>
     
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    Re: ...we had sex, and I wore a condom. Days later, when I came down with a bad ...

    well i'll tell you that if u sue the condoms then you will definately lose because on the condom box it'll say that it does not prevent any STD from crossing the barrier, thats because teh STD bacteria and virus's are way smaller than the holes and sperm is much bigger than the bacteria and virus. meanwhile what a fuckin bitch that really blows for that guy
     
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    Re: ...we had sex, and I wore a condom. Days later, when I came down with a bad ...

    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga)</div><div class='quotemain'>I mean I don't know about you guys, but I wasn't going to sleep with Jessica Alba anyway...</div>

    It has become my new goal in life.</p>

    -Petey</p>
     

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