> > My Daddy The Dancer > > > > One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children > what their fathers did for a living. > > > > All the typical answers came up -- fireman, > mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, > and so forth. > > > > However, little Justin was being > uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his > father, he replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and > takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in > his underwear. > > > > Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go > home with some guy and stay with him all night for money." > > > > The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, > hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and then > took little Justin aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your > father?" > > > > "No," the boy said, "He works for the Bush administration, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other > kids. Someone sent me this joke earlier today and thought about sharing with you guys!
