Jokes on Rangers Just Havin a laff Dont take seriously not tht i care lol Who would David Murray play in Lord of the Rings ? Legolas __________________________________ What do Rangers fans and mushrooms got in common? They both sit in the dark and feed on nothing but crap. ___________________________________ Walter Smith was caught for speeding on his way t o Murray Park today. "I'll do anything for another 3 points", he said when questioned ___________________________________ How many Rangers fans does it take to change a light bulb? Don't matter, cos they're all condemned to eternal darkness anyway. ___________________________________ Paul Le Guen went going to the Gers halloween party as a pumpkin. Come midnight he still hadn't turned into a coach. ___________________________________ How is a pint of milk different then a hun? If you leave the milk out for a week it develops a culture ___________________________________ What's the difference between a Hun and a sperm? At least a sperm has one chance in 5 million of becoming a human being. ______________________________________ What's Blue, white, red and funny? A bus full of Rangers supporters going over a cliff. _______________________________________ What Do Rangers and a three pin plug have in common ? Their both absolutely useless in Europe. _________________________________________ There's a rumour going about that if you buy a season ticket at Ibrox then you get a free space suit. Apparently it's due to the lack of atmosphere... __________________________________________ How do you save a Broxy The Bear from drowning? Take your foot off his head _________________________________________ What's the difference between a busload of Rangers fans and a Hedgehog? On a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside. ___________________________________________ What do Haemhorroids and Gers Fans have in common? They're both a complete pain in the arse and never seem to go away completely ____________________________________________ Why did the Gers fan NEVER cross the road? He was waiting for the Green Man to turn Orange.
I remember reading it somewhere. Try wikipedia, it might have something on it. I'm away to watch top gear
