'Joke' Thread

Post funny jokes here...

When do you know its raining 'cats and dogs'?

When you step in a 'poodle'

 

I gotta few for ya

Q: Did you hear that the British Post Office has just recalled their latest stamps?
A: Well, they had photos of Manchester United players on them - folk couldn't figure out which side to spit on.

Q: Why can't you get a cup of tea at Old Trafford?
A: All the mugs are on the field and all the cups are at the Emirates

 

Do find them funny people but anyways

Maxdaman91. I think you'll find Arsenal only have 2 or 3 more trophys than United well 1 or 2 after they win the Premiership this year and Liverpool are the most succesful team from England.

 

Did you hear about the homosexual ghosts?














They put the willies up each other

 

<div class="quote_poster">HeadCase Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Did you hear about the homosexual ghosts?














They put the willies up each other</div>


good joke