I was thinking of great football chants, but just don't know many. The ones i like that i can remember are: ~ You all live on the sh*te side of Fife ~ East Fife to Dunfermline in Fife derby ~ If you've sold a lot of biscuits in your country: buy our Club ~ West Ham fans to new owner Please add more gems.
'We're not famous anymore' - LUFC white army at Norwich - you just can't beat pithy self deprecation and the locals enjoyed it.
I read somewhere that Liverpool sang "put your hands up for Dirk Kuyt.... he loves this city" which was pretty good, but my fave was one a mate told me (please don't moderate!!) Ji-Sung Park Park Park wherever you may be, You eat dogs in your own country, but it could be worse, you could be scouse, eating rats in a council house! Superb
West Ham fans to LFC fans: "We've got Di Canio, you've got our stereo" The whole of Anfield laughed at that one! Quality!
He shoots, he scores He'll eat your Labradors Sung to Park Ji Sung this weekend My fav: Neville Neville you are immense Neville Neville you play in defence Neville Neville like jacko you're bad Neville Neville is the name of your dad.
<div class="quote_poster">Kenny_Red Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">I read somewhere that Liverpool sang "put your hands up for Dirk Kuyt.... he loves this city" which was pretty good, but my fave was one a mate told me (please don't moderate!!) Ji-Sung Park Park Park wherever you may be, You eat dogs in your own country, but it could be worse, you could be scouse, eating rats in a council house!Superb</div> Funny chant! We have sung that alot lately
Two of my all time favourites. Ashley cole, is a fuckin asshole And Bergkamp's fuckin magic He wears a magic hat And when he saw the Arsenal He said I fancy that He didn't sign for Villa Or Chelsea cause they're shite He signed for the Arsenal Cause they're fuckin dynamite.
<div class="quote_poster">Maxdaman91 Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Two of my all time favourites. Ashley cole, is a fuckin asshole And Bergkamp's fuckin magic He wears a magic hat And when he saw the Arsenal He said I fancy that He didn't sign for Villa Or Chelsea cause they're shite He signed for the Arsenal Cause they're fuckin dynamite.</div> Thats very similar to the Keane version we have. I will post it as soon as i get it.
[Celtic Chant to Rangers] Oh The Rangers Are Shite Oh The Rangers Are Shite Oh The Rangers Are Shite Oh The Rangers Are Shite So fucking shite Celtic Chant [heard it in the toilets at half time this saturday] The Sky Is Blue The Grass Green We Won The League By Halloween [Celtic Chant to Walter Smith] Cheer Up Walter Smith Oh What Can It Be To A One Dirty Orange Bastard Shite Football Team Walter Smith Yer Gonna Win Fuck All Walter Smith Yer Gonna Win Fuck All [Man Utd Fans At Park J.S] Park Park Where Ever You May Be You Eat Dog is Your home country It could be worse you could be a scouse eatin rats in your council house [United Fans To Chelsea] When the russian goes to prison you'll be fucked when the russian goes to prison you'll be fucked When the russian goes to prison you'll be fucked when the russian goes to prison you'll be fucked [United Fans To Arsenal, Chelsea and Liverpool] You'll never win the treble You'll never win the treble You'll never win the treble You'll never win the treble [Scotland Fans To Robbie Williams] He's fat, He's round, He fuckin stole our ground Robbie williams, Robbie williams. [Scotland Fans] We Hate Coca-Cola And We Hate The Fanta Too We Are The Tartan Army And We Drink The Irn Bru [Scotland Fans To Nigel Quashie] your not english anymore your not english anymore your not english your not english anymore [Scotland Fans To England Fans] K sarra sarra what ever will be will be we fu**ed up your wembely K sarra sarra
