GK: jabba the hut (spread the love between the sticks) DL: frodo (hobbit feet for great ball trapping) DR: steve austin (for when row z just aint far nuff) DC: herman munster (to bolt that back door) DC: hulk hogan (deco needs body slamming) LW: billy whizz (halfway line to corner flag in 0.2 secs) RW: george bush (to smoke em out) CM: vanessa feltz (let her annoy someone else) CM: fuzzy felts (stick to ronaldinho) FW: clint eastwood (the one and only sharpshooter) ST: del boy (you know it makes sense)
