A Weird Dream ! I'm sailing on a sea of blue It seems will never end It takes me down the Fulham Road Up around the bend As The Bridge Of Wise Comes into view All is beauty there At the door is Frank Le Boeuf Minus all his hair ! Tommy Langley says hello So does Micky Droy Eamon Bannon comes and goes He was such a boy David Hay who hardly plays Gives me hot sweet tea Peter Barota serves it And drops it over me ! I'm scalded but Gian Franco Helps me to get well Mr Raineri uses his magic hands To cast on me a spell Marcel's cool disposition Makes me feel at ease I try to stand up But like Paul McGrath I've got dodgy knees ! Luca comes to get me With Carlo for a laugh To complete my recuperation Mourinho's take's part Romans best physician Is flown to me by plane All of a sudden I wake up from my dream I'm in the Fulham Road again !!!
