English names for International Players

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  1. leeroy85

    leeroy85 DYC 1st team Reserves

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    A mate and I were discussing all the international players in the Arsenal team and how would we go about bringing English players back into English teams. The easiest answer was to just change the names of the International players to an english equivalent. We thought it pretty funny so feel free to add your own.

    Arjen Robben = Archie Robbins
    Xabi Alonso = Harry Allens
    Jussi Jaskeleinen = Jesse Jackson
    Thierry Henry = Terry Henrys
    Jose Mourinho = Joseph Moore
    Cristiano Ronaldo = Chris Reynolds
    Pedro Mendes = Peter Menzies
    Roberto Di Matteo = Bob Matthews
    Carlos Tevez = Carl Stevens

    Looking forward to some creativity.
     
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    HeadCase Global *********

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    Luis Garcia - Lou George
    John Arne Riise - John Arnold
     
  3. Y2Kyle

    Y2Kyle DYC This is Anfield

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    Christiano Ronaldo - Chris Ronalds
    Sami Hyppia - Sam Hawkins
    Miroslav Klose - Mark Kool
     
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    C.Ronaldo Key Squad player

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    Louis Saha - Lewis Shaw
    Zlatan Ibrahimovic - Zack Himmings
     
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    Jerzey Dudek = Jamie Dudley
    Ole Gunnar Solskjaer = Oliver Gareth Smith
    Luis Garcia = Lewis Gardner
    Lional Messi = Liam May
    Lilian Thuram = Liam Thorne
     
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    Lennon 18 DYC Key Squad player

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    This is stupid but funny and I dont know how to do it [​IMG]
     

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