Headlines after the CL final

With the final of the Champions League being in Greece, I can see the tabloids going to town with some clever/witty reference to Grease (the movie/musical). As someone who had a couple of bets on who would score the 15,000 premiership goal, if only I had the foresight to predict '15000 Volz' as a headline I would have made a few quid.

Any suggestions for the CL final headlines?

 

Roman Ruins Roma

 

Liverpool Thrash Bayern to claim it 6.

 

Riise attacks Bellamy in hotel with tub of hair gel, Bellamy scores in the first minute to give liverpool 1-0 victory

'greased lightning'

 

Mourinho sacked!