I just fell asleep at my desk...then startled myself awake, then did it again...and again. I'm typing this for two reasons, to make me look busy and to stop me sleeping. Any tips on how to survive the next 3 hrs?
Collapse to the floor and do not move or wince, even if your work colleague pinches you. Stand up in a delirious state and say "where am i? I must have fainted." When a colleague offers you a cup of water accept it and sip it shakily. 5 minutes later, say that you are going to get some fresh air. Go back to the office and say you didn't feel well this morning. by this time, your boss will have to let you go home. For the next 5 hours, kick back, grab a beer and chill in the sun.
thing is...my desk is available for all to see....and now the warm sun is heating me up nicely through the window, reckon i'll last about another 3 mins then its game over
Go to the loo, and take yourself in hand, if you know what i mean it always wakes me up, especially when i picture eric canotna in his prime!!! oggg, it gives me goose bumps just thinking of the gaelic god!!
<div class="quote_poster">.67Lion Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Choking the Bishop good one max aint heard that before...</div> lol i got loads choaking charlie 'till he throws up play the skin flute whipping the one-eyed wonder weasle one handed clapping one man tug-o-war paddle the pickle The list goes on and on
<div class="quote_poster">Maxdaman91 Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">lol i got loads choaking charlie 'till he throws up play the skin flute whipping the one-eyed wonder weasle one handed clapping one man tug-o-war paddle the pickle The list goes on and on</div> Tommy Tank?
<div class="quote_poster">Y2Kyle Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Tommy Tank?</div> Oh yeh classic and Jherkin the Gherkin
