Well good morning to you. I'm sure many of you are well aware of Saturday's impending match; Liverpool v Arsenal, Goliath v David, England v France, call it what you will as I am most certainly looking forward to this guaranteed three pointer. Liverpool will be desperate to exact revenge on the team that fluked past us a few months ago, it won't be the same, however, as we'll be fielding our first XI and not reserve players, youth players, dodgy Polish keepers or greasy argies. The momentum is very much in our favor as Arsenal tend to travel like a toddler after a large meal and several "full fat" cokes. Google Sheffield United v Arsenal for the proof. You may recall that I enjoyed a rare win on gambling on Arsenal's misfortunes when I called correctly that they'd limp out of the Champions' league to little old PSV, what a joyous occasion that was and I've been spending money like Colleen McLouglain since (and no, I don't mean purchasing ladies clobber as I'm trying to phase out my cross-dressing) I do have a tidy wedge left over and I am going to lump the entire lot on a 2-0 win for the Mersey reds. Furthermore, a late relative left me some rather fetching Victorian clothing in a will. I was initially dubious as dust-ridden, moth-ball eaten garments hardly float my boat, but after seeking a more knowledgeable opinion I discovered an array of codpieces - ranging from small to extra large - all in a neat (but battered) presentation box-set. Now I got these valued and it is rumored that they'd fetch me around ?25,000 at auction. I intend to stick half of this on a Kolo Toure red card - one booking for simulation and the second for a cynical foul. Could be a good weekend...
Guaranteed 3 pointer. Please explain how? 3 times we have played you this season, winning all 3, scoring an average of 4 goals a game. You might have played your reserves in the Carling cup, but so did we, with a much younger average age, and without our captain, unlike yourselves. Roll on Sat, I fully expect us to gain at least a point.
I cant wait tbh. Roll on saturday 9.30am pint of lager full brekkie in Yates' ,then on to the wall outside the Sandon if its nice 3 points before the rest kick off then back into town.Don't you just hate these early kick offs?(well yes actually)
<div class="quote_poster">neo Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Guaranteed 3 pointer. Please explain how? 3 times we have played you this season, winning all 3, scoring an average of 4 goals a game. You might have played your reserves in the Carling cup, but so did we, with a much younger average age, and without our captain, unlike yourselves. Roll on Sat, I fully expect us to gain at least a point.</div> I agree we've beaten you 3 times and once at the 'Unpenatrable' fortress that is Anfield. With our kids!!! 2-0 to the Arsenal is my prediction
We beat you with kids is all you can say. And please let me know what exactly it is Arsenals kids are left playing for this season. Answers on a very small postage stamp please.
<div class="quote_poster">Diamond Dust Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">4-1. A sad day for Arsenal fans when Peter Crouch gets a hat-trick against you! </div> I'll never live this down at college
